Problems with my keybord

[da_foz]

Good luck reading this one!

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review.....

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes 'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, c
rease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"





Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

[Amailer]

da_foz wrote:

Good luck reading this one!

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review.....

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes 'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, c
rease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"





Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

What are you doing????????

[jonos]

he meant to put it in jokes i think, hehe

[the_short1]

to make keys into webpage links is ez.... i have it for lots of programs....and a couple cool sites...

create a shortcut to ur page... or you can use one in favourites menu...

right click on it...
go to properties..


for a shortcut key... i have all mine
CTRL+ f1-12... then i printed of the program icons and taped above the key
to make it a key combination, you dont type, you have to hold those buttons...


hope that helps... no software needed... this is Windows 98 but im certain it works for winxp and stuff...

[recneps]

i mean these arent the normal keyboard keys, they are round green ones above the F keys, like an internet keyboard, and i wanna know if i can set them to do stuff...

[jonos]

if its a microsoft keyboard, go to microsoft keyboard in the start menu >> programs and you can change it there. i have an ms keyboard with those and that is how i do it, but i don't think you can do it with a dell.

[recneps]

Its an emachines eBoard. Anywho i discovered that some of the keys still work.... LOL
The "sports" key opens calculator
the "Shopping" key opens IE
the "Greetings" key makes vol go up
and the "My Site" key makes vol go down.

The rest i havent figured out yet, or do nothing ;D
(the eBoard software is no longer supported, uninstalled itself lol)

[the_short1]

i though i alreadedy posted this,..,.,

but....

try doing the shortcut thingy... and pressing the green button as the shortcut key (in the shortcut's property box)... it still has a button code and should work

Try it! youll never know till you try now will you???

[recneps]

it worked, but i gotta hit CTRL+ALT+ key
know how to change

[the_short1]

yea.... you cant just put that key.... it neds to be CTRl+ that key
or CTRL+ALT taht key ( i though i already posted that...)meh!


cool... i solved a problem...

[recneps]

it assigns it "CTRL + ALT + " it doesnt give it a key value, and i can only key one program, all the other buttons open the last keyed one :/

[the_short1]

SHTY deal... only one.... o well..... maybe u will have to buy a copy of that software from k-lite im sure they have tons in stock..