Who can tell me how to make a line

[krishon]

no we just want to be better than other ppl...and shut them all down

[Andy]

this is what swat do in their free time?

[Tony]

dodge_tomahawk wrote:

this is what swat do in their free time?

yes, we think up all the clever ways of drawing a line in turing

[Mazer]

ok, i came up with another one. and don't worry about clear screen, this line is permanent!

materials:
-ruler
-knife (exacto knife or some other really sharp edge)

procedure:
1 - put the ruler against your screen at the position and angle desired for your line
2 - cut the screen surface along the edge of the ruler using your knife
3 - open turing
4 - type:

code:

put ""

5 - make sure the blank run window is positioned under the line

now nobody will know the difference!
just make sure that if you have to hand this in as an assignment, that the teacher uses the correct monitor.

[Tony]

another way, that is less damaging to the equipmet is the following:
(it also works on any monitor)

1 - write any program in turing that executes... it doesnt matter what... as long as it doesnt generate any errors.

code:

put ""

is a good example

2 - get teacher to run your compiled program (hide all your special code... it is too good to be destributed freely)

3 - ask your teacher is that's Billy G. walking outside the classroom.

4 - when your teacher turns around in disbelive that M$ CEO is actually in your school, you grab a black marker and slash a line across the screen.

5 - when the teacher turns back to the screen, you just say "he must have passes already, but look at my awesome line"

[Mazer]

meh, i think i like mine better.

ps: that Billy G. is always causing a ruckus, isn't he?

[Dan]

Mazer wrote:

ok, i came up with another one. and don't worry about clear screen, this line is permanent!

materials:
-ruler
-knife (exacto knife or some other really sharp edge)

procedure:
1 - put the ruler against your screen at the position and angle desired for your line
2 - cut the screen surface along the edge of the ruler using your knife
3 - open turing
4 - type:

code:

put ""

5 - make sure the blank run window is positioned under the line

now nobody will know the difference!
just make sure that if you have to hand this in as an assignment, that the teacher uses the correct monitor.

That whold shure wrok well on a LCD, i can just see it now. Some crazy guy acualy trys this and has a LCD, the LC's come poring out fire the computer and porbly any one near it, lol. (good way to stop the cops from geting your info on your hd). also whould probly end in a calse action law sute agested compsci.ca for give poleop this idea

[Mazer]

damnit dan, now you got me all curious!

**walks off in search of an LCD, knife in hand**

[Dan]

Mazer wrote:

damnit dan, now you got me all curious!

**walks off in search of an LCD, knife in hand**

oh shit

**strats looking thourgth phone book for a cheap Lawyer**

[Rudiger]

OK i had it, you guys are going around people LCD screens opening them up and stuff.... Jezz.... Have you all ment my new freaind Billy G.

***kicks everyone in the ball ***
***high-fives Billy G.***

[krishon]

that one wuz pretty bad...lol

[Tony]

krishon wrote:

that one wuz pretty bad...

so is your spamming krishon