Obfuscated Code Contest : Prize - 50GB FTP Account

[Wolf_Destiny]

Alright, time to throw my hat into the ring. Since it can be any language, I made one. Similar commands to Brainf**k, but it reads a bmp. All the commands are described in the program with the help option it gives. The compiler is written in Turing and is pretty basic. Type -? as the filename for more description. The program itself is a simple fizzbuzz program.
Compiler: 008-Distrib.t (attached)
Program: FizzBuzz-final.bmp (attached)

[OneOffDriveByPoster]

Half intentional, half unintentional obfuscated code. It tries to read whitespace separated tokens and returns when the current token is not a valid double.
It has the advantage that it does not look all that obfuscated if people are skimming through your code (I think).

c++:

#include <iostream> #include <sstream> #include <new> using namespace std; int main(void) {     string tok; char junk; stringstream ss;     double n;     while ( cin >> tok, cin && (ss.~stringstream(), new (&ss) stringstream(tok), (ss >> n) && !(ss >> junk)) ) {         cout << n << endl;     }     cout << "Not valid double value or input error; bye!" << endl;     return 0; }

[Sane]

Updated my submission slightly. Might make another fancy one.

C:

#include                                <stdio.h> #include                               <stdlib.h> #include                                 <time.h> #define v                                     '=' #define i                                 '='+'=' #define w                                   while #define _()                         system("cls") int c[0X763]={0},cc[0X763]={0};int cccc,ccccc;ccc (){for(cccc=1;cccc<0X763;cccc++){ccccc=c[cccc%i*( cccc/v)-'>']+c[cccc%i*(cccc/v)-v]+c[cccc%v-'<'+v* (cccc/v)]+c[cccc%v-1+      v*(cccc/v)]+c[cccc%v+1 +v* (cccc/v)]+c[cccc%      v+'<'+v*(cccc/v)]+ c [ cccc%i*(cccc/v)+v]+ c      [cccc%i*(cccc/v)+'>']; cc[cccc%i*(cccc/v)]=c[cccc%i*(cccc/v)]&&ccccc<2?0 :c[cccc%i*(cccc/v)]&&ccccc>3      ?0:!c[cccc%i* ( cccc/v)]&&ccccc==3?1:c[cccc%      i*(cccc/v)]  ;} memcpy(c,cc,sizeof(c));for (      cccc=1 ; cccc < 0X763;cccc++){putchar(c[cccc%i*(cccc/v)]?'#':' ') ;ccccc=(!(cccc      %      v      ))?putchar(10): 0;}sleep(0X190      )      ;      _();}main( ) {; ;{}; c[0X3A2]=      c      [      0X3A3]=c[0X3A4] =c[0X3A7]=c[0X3A8]=c[0X3E2]=c[0X421]=1;w(c)ccc(); char __[]=  "Conway's Game Of Life"            ;}

And here's some screenshots of it in action:

[nike52]

Woah, some pretty fancy code in this thread. @_@ mind boggling

[Mackie]

Alright! Finally March 20th! I think? So anyway. SO without a whole lot of hulibbulloo, Sane one!

So, Sane PM with your desired name and password for your 60GB FTP Account.

[Sane]

Weeh! Thanks a lot. I've been in need of some extra disk space. PM is on its way.

Thanks again.