Fatal Wish Game

Cervantes · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:23 pm

Since my circuits have already melted and I died in a large explosion, I might as well.

Wish granted, but you die.

I wish to no longer be a robot.

Mazer · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:31 pm

Wish granted. You are reincarnated as a ninja.

I wish stupid people wouldn't touch the computers I need to work with.

cool dude · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:34 pm

wish granted all the computers blow up so stupid ppl can't touch them anymore.

i wish that everyones wishes come true

Mazer · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:41 pm

Wish granted. I also wished that noone's wishes would come true, and caused a rift in space and time.

I wish I could learn to use my powers for good instead of evil.

cool dude · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:55 pm

wish granted. unfortunately all the good u did turned into evil.

i wish i got higher than 90% in english

[Gandalf] · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:00 pm

Wish granted. People finally realize that English is worthless, and switch the official language to German.

I wish things would start making sense around here... Crying or Very sad

Mazer · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:29 pm

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I wish my socks weren't itchy.

Cervantes · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:00 pm

Wish granted. All your socks are turned into sweet, silky smooth tube socks. Your feet become so senually smooth, and all calouses disappear. One day, while out walking, you step on a small pebble and cut your foot, dieing from blood loss.

I wish IRC had a dueling system so I could own Gandalf again.

Quickly, someone respond to this one before Gandalf does. His reply would surely be unagreeable.

[Gandalf] · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:07 pm

Hahaha!
As I see it:

IRC wrote:

[22:57] Gandalf kicked Minsc: Just for good measure.

Wish granted. Gandalf owns you in every duel till the end of time. You lose op status and can't even fight back.

I wish cheaters got punished. As is just. Razz

Mazer · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:09 pm

Wish granted. Cheaters murder your entire family, and you come up with a kick ass plan to really make them suffer.

I wish I had ops.

Martin · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:20 pm

Wish granted. rm -rf *

I wish I had great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Dan · **Posted:** Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:34 am

wish granted, but all thos girls you speak of die. You end up with El Comandante.

I wish i could get some sleep.

Andy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:42 am

wish granted, you never woke up again.

I wish i didnt have to come to work so early.

MihaiG · **Posted:** Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:22 am

wish granted but the sun stops and all notion of time ends you have to work all day and you cant sleep!

i wish dan wouldnt make jokes about me Evil or Very Mad

codemage · **Posted:** Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:17 am

Wish granted. Dan reverts to jokes about your mother.

I wish for a good performance appraisal tomorrow.

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