Fatal Wish Game

[chrispminis]

*gasp* BLASPHEMER! Alas, wish granted. But pwnage is found to be an important vitamin in your diet, and your body begins to deteriorate.

I wish I had less work to do...

[Remm]

Wish granted. All your work is transfered to everyone else, in turn making them hate you. Within a month of the work-free-bliss, you find yourself being beaten to death by a few of your deranged co-workers / students
(beaten to death by wooden spoons )

I wish instead of raining water, it rained fridges
oh, how could this go wrong...?

[codemage]

It begins to rain fridges. Realizing that your current umbrella provides inadequate protection, you run to the store to buy a better one. As you are completing the transaction, you fumble the receipt, give your self a grievous paper cut, and die of blood loss.

Your lifeless corpse is then crushed by a stray refridgerator.

I wish there were more hours of free time in the day (without losing employment).

[Remm]

Quote:

It begins to rain fridges.

All my worries from that point on are gone.

Wish granted. The world's hours of work is reduced by two hours, yet their pay stays the same. However all those hours are added to YOUR workday, and you are stuck working 24/7 for the rest of your known life (Presumed short, digesting all that office food)

I wish that i could wish a good wish that would be wished upon somthing worth wishing upon to extract the best possible amount of wishingness from the wish.

[diqua]

Wish Granted, but you are unable to handle such a goodness and self-implode.

i wish for more wishes.

[ZeroPaladn]

Wish granted. You get so many wishes your curshed by the weight of them.

I wish books were less boring.

[War_Caymore]

Wish Granted. The books come alive and they bite your head off because you were reading a superman comic book.

I wish i had a new backpack.

[Mazer]

Wish granted. Your parents buy you one of those backpacks with the builtin wheels and handle, and all of your friends abandon you out of embarassment.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[MihaiG]

you realize what you want but u are so disgusted at ur wish you kill yourself

i wish everyin the world would die

[Cervantes]

Wish granted. Everything dies, including this thread.

[Remm]

Quote:

Wish granted. Everything dies, including this thread.

Nooooooo!
Here, i'll make a wish for you, you thread killing thread killer!

Cervantes wishes for fifty thousand dollars and a oil tanker filled to the brim with swis cheese. (cept there are no holes!)

[cool dude]

well unfortunately u wishing for cervantes backfires and he gets nothing for cheating and getting ppl to wish for him. u get wat u wished for cerventes although don't be so happy yet because the fifty thousand dollars don't have much of a value anymore because of inflation. oh and that swis cheese was rotten and u got food poisining.

i wish that one of the mods will lock this thread!

[Andy]

wish granted, I locked it, but then decided to unlock it

I wish that calculus didnt have to be so hard

[Remm]

Why do people keep trying to kill the thread? lol

Wish granted. Calculus become so soft that whenever they are touched or even grazed, they bruise and begin to bleed uncontrollably.

I wish the sky suddenly turned green and the grass turned blue.
(that'd mess people up eh? )

[codemage]

Wish granted. A whole myriad of colours are reversed. However, the LSD overdose scrambles your brain and you die.

You should've known better than experimenting with that stuff.

I wish people would stop granting wishes so that this thread could die with some dignity.