Fatal Wish Game

[Mazer]

Haha, Grandlaf, you suck at the Internet!

[[Gandalf]]

MysticVegeta wrote:

MysticVegeta wrote:

wow you people just ignore my posts completely

Wow, yet another pointless post.

Quote:

Haha, Grandlaf, you suck at the Internet!

Quiet you! You suck at... at... Turing! Ha!

[Mazer]

[Gnarlystaff] wrote:

Quiet you! You suck at... at... Turing! Ha!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha Zatoichi.

[codemage]

Blindswordsmansaywhat?

[chrispminis]

What?

Ah crap, DAMNIT! always fall for that...

*starts to wave sword around in a figure eight hoping to hit something*

[[Gandalf]]

Mazer wrote:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha Zatoichi.

I have no idea what you are talking about...
Oh, but I do, but I do... hehe

[rownale]

ok this looks interesting
ill just continue from the last actually post
"I wish i could post properly" - someone said...

Wish granted, you learn to post properly but your computer gets a virus and then u run out of money and u will never have a chance to post ever again

I wish that i was a billionaire

[MysticVegeta]

[Gandalf] wrote:

MysticVegeta wrote:

MysticVegeta wrote:

wow you people just ignore my posts completely

Wow, yet another pointless post.

Quote:

Haha, Grandlaf, you suck at the Internet!

Quiet you! You suck at... at... Turing! Ha!

Its off-topic for a reason

[Cervantes]

MysticVegeta wrote:

Its off-topic for a reason

Yes, but do you know what that reason is? It's because the old name, "Spam", encouraged spam, believe it or not. "Off topic", on the other hand, encourages talk on other topics not related to computers, but still with the same expectations as posts in the other forums. Sure, things are a little more lax here, but we try not to spam.

[MysticVegeta]

yeah sorry about that lol, I was having a bad day, anyways, why are you guys ignoring my post?? My wish has still not been fulfilled and you guys started wishing again!! cheaters!!! lol

[codemage]

So... where did we leave off? Ah yes:

rownale wrote:

I wish that i was a billionaire

Wish granted. You fill an entire tower with gold coins. One day you decide to go for a money swim. You climb up the tower, jump off the diving board, and snap your neck when you hit the solid pile of currency below.

I hope the reference isn't lost on everyone. (Zatoichi sure was.)

I wish there wasn't so much spam on the internet.

[md]

Wish granted. But someone makes a mistake and instead of reading "internet" they read "compsci.ca". Pops dies.

Monty Python wrote:

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

I don't wish for anything.

Monty Python wrote:

SOLOIST:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works
all day.

SOLOIST:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.

SOLOIST:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars.

SOLOIST:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Pappa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders? and a bra?
That's rude...

[diqua]

Wish granted the universe and all inside it disapears, Now u have nothing!

I wish that microsoft would go bankrupt. (donno how that can go wrong!)

[Remm]

Wish Granted. In a last depserate attempt to regain their fortunes, Microsoft creates a nifty virus that basically puts a password on the internet, and holds it hostage(Ransom = loads o $$). Somehow it all goes terribly wrong, making the internet implode in upon itself.

I wish firewall wouldnt stop me from hosting on Warcraft 3tft

[Cervantes]

Well this one's easy. Especially since I originally read the negative of what you said.

Wish granted. You host many games of Watcraft 3 TFT. Cut forward 10 years. Everything around you (including the room/house itself) has changed, yet there you are, sitting at your computer, playing video games.

I wish PurePwnage would stop.