Fatal Wish Game

[Cervantes]

Wish granted, but it's diet.

Andy wrote:

wtf... global warming doesnt mean the earth is going to get hot, it means there will be a wider range of temprature... winters get colder and summers get hotter. If you release CO2 now, the earth will remain cold..

True, there is a delay. If we were to stop all emissions now, global warming would continue progressing for the next 50 or so years. (If that doesn't rock your socks and make you want to go hug a tree, I don't know what will.)
But it does mean, on average, the Earth will be hotter. It doesn't mean winters will get colder, all the time. It means the likelihood of extreme weather events increases: There's more heat in the atmosphere, therefore there's more energy, therefore there's more and bigger storms.

I wish Stephen Harper had never got into office.

[Dan]

Wish granted but insted of harper you get some one form the chirstion famliy party who bans free thought.

And that is just sick about the diet coke thing, don't joke about such things. Yuck. That stuff will littery kill you, dam aspritain.

I wish for wifi at lakehead.

[Cervantes]

Wish granted, but it's radiation will give you cancer in 2 years. Did you expect any other answer?

I wish for lots of scholarship money from Waterloo.

[person]

wish granted, they quituple the tuition fees

i wish that my cold will go away

[Neo]

Wish granted, you recover but you pass it onto your family and they end up dying.

I wish Bill Gates would resign and appoint me as CEO of Microsoft.

[cool dude]

wish granted. microsoft is out of business, and u become a bum on the street.

i wish my average was like cervantes average 99.8%

[Cervantes]

Wish granted, but investigations into the sudden jump in marks conclude you cheated. You are expelled, and not admitted to university.

I wish Hamlet would hurry up and kill Claudius.

What if I wish for something fatal?

[MysticVegeta]

Wish granted. Hamlet has killed Claudius since the english class speeds up and finishes the course before summer and you then fail english exam because you cant remember it because it was a long time ago.

As for fatal wish, I wish humanity was wiped off this pathetic earth.

[person]

wish grsnted, no need for anything else bad

i wish that nothing bad ever happens

[cool dude]

wish granted the earth exploded no need to worry now nothing bad will ever happen again

hahaha cerventes funny

i wish i will be a millionare and happy

yes i know double wishing too bad

[[Gandalf]]

Wish granted. The value of money drops ten thousand-fold, and people laugh at your misfortunes.

I wish I had wtd's programming skills.

[brenn]

Wish granted, but you design a super AI program that renders all human programmers obselete.

I wish ... I may I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

[Cervantes]

Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
...
Wish granted, but I go into an infinite
*KABOOM*

Robot Cervantes is not programmed to analyse poetry.
Though I must say, Brenn, well done!

[MihaiG]

Minsc wrote:

You implod...

i wish i knew how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[chrispminis]

Wish granted, but you explode after witnessing the horrific number that is how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


I wish that whatever happened to me in response to this wish also happens to the responder, so I can at least take my damn genie with me.