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Mazer




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:42 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Me, too!
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Boo-chan




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:04 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

codemage wrote:
AlL CaPs StIlL iSn'T aS aNnOyInG aS aLtErNaTiNg CaPs.

HoW aBoUt ThIs?
MihaiG




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:28 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

A X0Rs 5t0p Z@t


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how bout typing horribly incorrect in "1337" Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes
brenn




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:56 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Boo-chan wrote:

HoW aBoUt ThIs?


That looks like magazine and newspaper clipouts...
Mazer




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:30 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

El Comandante wrote:
typing horribly incorrect in "1337"

Speaking of redundant...
da_foz




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:42 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Why do geeks get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?




Because OCT31 = DEC25
person




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:07 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Quote:
OCT31 = DEC25


i honestly dont get that
wtd




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:25 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

person wrote:
Quote:
OCT31 = DEC25


i honestly dont get that


OCT = octal = base 8 math.

In base 8, "31" represents the same quantity as "25" does in decimal.
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Martin




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:49 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I'll have a rum and cojdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He's not null-terminated."
Martin




PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:54 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Or the ever famous "Is Windows a Virus"
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

They replicate quickly. (Okay, Windows does that)

Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. (Okay, Windows does that)

Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. (Okay, Windows does that, too)

Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. (Sigh... Windows does that, too)

Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware. (Yup, that's with Windows, too)

Until now it seems, Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So, Windows is not a virus!
beard0




PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:40 am   Post subject: (No subject)

Martin wrote:
So, Windows is not a virus!

I can't believe this is the first time I'm seeing this. Brilliant.
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