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cycro1234
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:07 pm

Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
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Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? 
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills 
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills 
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM 
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam 
Installed a T1 line in my house 
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse 
Upgrade my system at least twice a day 
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K 
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short 
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support 
It's all about the Pentiums, what? 
You gotta be the dumbest newbieever seen 
You've got white-out all over your screen 
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato 
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? 
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh 
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? 
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette 
You're the biggest joke on the internet 
Your database is a disaster 
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster 
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar 
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar 
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er 
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller 
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

w00t

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Mazer
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:23 pm


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Spam? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've only just heard the song. Though I feel I should inform you that you've missed the first few lines.

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brenn
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:28 pm


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Ooo it's a song? I've never heard of it ^^;

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Notoroge
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:38 pm


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http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weirdal/itsall.htm

Try again, nub. :eh: This is pure 100% spam. If you'd have anything to say about that song (even if it was to post about how cool it was), you'd say it right before posting just the (incomplete) lyrics.

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brenn
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:39 pm


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http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weirdal/itsall.htm

Try again, nub. :eh: This is pure 100% spam. If you'd have anything to say about that song (even if it was to post about how cool it was), you'd say it right before posting just the (incomplete) lyrics.

But... this is the spam forum? XD

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Mazer
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:48 pm


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LOL? No...

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brenn
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:54 pm


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 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?


.......

GUH.  That was actually me during my last work term.  Only instead of a placard, I had a label with my name on it stuck to the table.

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Mazer
Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:58 am


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I'm sorry, I should've done this in my first post.

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Aoi
Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:21 pm


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http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weirdal/itsall.htm

Try again, nub. :eh: This is pure 100% spam. If you'd have anything to say about that song (even if it was to post about how cool it was), you'd say it right before posting just the (incomplete) lyrics.

But... this is the spam forum? XD

It was until we decided to change the forum name to off topic because before the the spaming and flaming in here got outta hand so we changed this part of the forum to off topic instead of the spam section... what the heck was this part of the forum called again before?
