----------------------------------- Tony Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:38 am Dan.. 19.. booze.. ----------------------------------- :eyes: OMGWTFBBQ! Dan has turned 19 :clap: - time to celebrate :all: Everybody is invited over to Lakehead :bday: Don't forget to bring a present :boom: :dance: ----------------------------------- Delos Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:47 am ----------------------------------- Happy rebirthday Dan! Or is this just tony being tony...? ----------------------------------- Aoi Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:26 pm ----------------------------------- HAPPY 19th DAN! no it's actually is his birthday ----------------------------------- Dan Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:53 pm ----------------------------------- Thx every one.........i think...... and i got that msg u left in my hw Aoi =p. Unfronty it is going to be a realtive boring bday, i have piles and piles of hw to do, most of wtich is due tomore...... ----------------------------------- Amailer Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:08 pm ----------------------------------- Happy 19th Birthday :multi: :eyes: :bday: :silly: :hb: ----------------------------------- apomb Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:49 pm ----------------------------------- :bday: :dance: Happy Birthday DAN! :dance: :all: ----------------------------------- md Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:21 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P congrats on living to 19 dan! ----------------------------------- AsianSensation Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:31 pm ----------------------------------- Oh Snap! Legal drinking age like whut? Happy Birthday (though it kinda sucks that it's so close to exam time, no drinking binges.) ----------------------------------- Maverick Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:33 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P congrats on living to 19 dan! Like you do every other night? :flame: ----------------------------------- md Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:15 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P congrats on living to 19 dan! Like you do every other night? :flame: What we do in the the privacy of res is not for public discussion. :P ----------------------------------- Cervantes Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:21 pm ----------------------------------- Happy Birthday, Dan! ----------------------------------- cycro1234 Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:40 pm ----------------------------------- Yo! Happy b-day home dawg 8) ----------------------------------- Aoi Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:46 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P congrats on living to 19 dan! stop dragging me into these things or else there will be a few more murders on the news ----------------------------------- apomb Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:52 pm ----------------------------------- Oh Snap! Legal drinking age like whut? Happy Birthday (though it kinda sucks that it's so close to exam time, no drinking binges.) i dont think its exam time yet at uni, only in highschool, so maybe there will be some binges, ya never know :wink: ----------------------------------- zomg Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:36 am ----------------------------------- dam its half an hour too late... o well happy 19th ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:48 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P stop dragging me into these things No! :lol: Not untill you do what we told you :twisted: ----------------------------------- md Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:45 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P stop dragging me into these things No! :lol: Not untill you do what we told you :twisted: At least you haven't see my old avatar... that'd make a very good voodoo doll... ----------------------------------- Aoi Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:52 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P stop dragging me into these things No! :lol: Not untill you do what we told you :twisted: ........................... I know what uni you go to and I can find out how you look like and where you are houseing without a problem ----------------------------------- Dan Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:44 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P stop dragging me into these things No! :lol: Not untill you do what we told you :twisted: ........................... I know what uni you go to and I can find out how you look like and where you are houseing without a problem Screw the voodoo, just chopstick them to death........no that whould probly be to nice for them.....need a nice slow death that is very painfull.... ----------------------------------- josh Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:01 pm ----------------------------------- :multi: Happy Birthday! :shocked: :notworthy: ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:48 pm ----------------------------------- Screw the voodoo, just chopstick them to death........ man, what are you complaining about? Don't enjoy favours from girls Dan? :? I suppose we could find you a guy :think: ----------------------------------- Dan Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:23 pm ----------------------------------- Screw the voodoo, just chopstick them to death........ man, what are you complaining about? Don't enjoy favours from girls Dan? :? I suppose we could find you a guy :think: I don't enjoy your twisiting of words nor the perversity of your coments (we get enougth of them from chirs as it is....) ----------------------------------- Martin Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:12 pm ----------------------------------- me thinks aoi should give give dan a "present" for his b-day :P stop dragging me into these things No! :lol: Not untill you do what we told you :twisted: ........................... I know what uni you go to and I can find out how you look like and where you are houseing without a problem Dude! That's like...chicks at Waterloo! Fuckin a! ----------------------------------- MihaiG Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:04 pm ----------------------------------- the admins are fighting between each other... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: soon they will eliminate themselves 8) ----------------------------------- josh Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:18 pm ----------------------------------- more likely they will agree to take there anger out on you together first... :wink: ----------------------------------- zomg Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:50 pm ----------------------------------- more likely they will agree to take there anger out on you together first... :wink: :D ----------------------------------- Aoi Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:16 am ----------------------------------- the admins are fighting between each other... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: soon they will eliminate themselves 8) **puts elcomandante in a box and places boxs in rocket...** hmmmmm **sends the rocket to the sun** bye bye ^^ ----------------------------------- Amailer Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:57 am ----------------------------------- Oh those ways of killing someone are all so- umm not-- yeah w/e iunno. Simply going over to the persons house, taking a Nighthawk enforcer 45 handgun and blowing his brains apart. ----------------------------------- Aoi Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:42 am ----------------------------------- Oh those ways of killing someone are all so- umm not-- yeah w/e iunno. Simply going over to the persons house, taking a Nighthawk enforcer 45 handgun and blowing his brains apart. would you like me to kill him in a more burtal and painful ways like the ones I told you about before? ----------------------------------- Amailer Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:46 am ----------------------------------- Oh those ways of killing someone are all so- umm not-- yeah w/e iunno. Simply going over to the persons house, taking a Nighthawk enforcer 45 handgun and blowing his brains apart. would you like me to kill him in a more burtal and painful ways like the ones I told you about before? :twisted: yes :twisted: ----------------------------------- Mazer Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:48 am ----------------------------------- the admins are fighting between each other... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: soon they will eliminate themselves 8) **puts elcomandante in a box and places boxs in rocket...** hmmmmm **sends the rocket to the sun** bye bye ^^ Have you learned nothing from Superman? It's highly unlikely, but there's always a chance that he can land on the Sun and escape. What you need to do is look very carefully (and infinitely far--using your super vision of course) and throw him with a trajectory that won't take him close enough to any other planet forever. ----------------------------------- josh Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:54 am ----------------------------------- even better if you make him eventually fall into a black hole.... ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:52 am ----------------------------------- You people aren't getting it are you. He'd as soon as die of the acceleration/oxygen deprivation/cold/hunger , then be incinerated by the sun. ----------------------------------- zomg Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:56 am ----------------------------------- You people aren't getting it are you. He'd as soon as die of the acceleration/oxygen deprivation/cold/hunger , then be incinerated by the sun. not if the box had and airlock, heater and food ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:58 am ----------------------------------- Or... you could NOT spend the money to do that... and just y'know, kill him. ----------------------------------- MihaiG Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:49 am ----------------------------------- you can not kill me because i am immortal...bow before me pitifull humans ----------------------------------- Maverick Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:14 pm ----------------------------------- wtf.......mate? ----------------------------------- josh Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:32 pm ----------------------------------- I do get that amailer, but I think we should build a box so he just gets enough food, water, adn oxygen, to survive. But very painfully. Then he gets hurtled into a supernova! ----------------------------------- md Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:34 pm ----------------------------------- you can not kill me because i am immortal...bow before me pitifull humans Your an F'ing moron. Participation in this thread requires acknoledgement of Dans birthday; which is obviously above your comprehension. Here, some simple commands for your simple mind: *throws a stick VERY far away*, fetch boy, fetch! ... Er... I think that s is misplaced :P ----------------------------------- Amailer Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:34 pm ----------------------------------- A human hunt would be nice. Leave him in the forest and give him an hour to run, then we go in out cars/planes w/e and shoot him with what ever we have. :roll: ----------------------------------- Aoi Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:49 pm ----------------------------------- fine how bout this!!!! **stung guns ELCOMANDANTE and ties him up** hmmm option one or two.... hmmmmmmmmm **ties him up to a chair and waites till he gets up** F that! *slaps ELCOMANDANTE awake* ^^ **takes out a rusty butter knife and soaks it in salt with a bit of lemon juice mixed into it** ^^ this isn't gonna hurt that much ^^ **slices ELCOMANDANTE skin off slowly while letting him enjoy the salt and lemon juice mix abore into his skin** ^^ **keeps doing so while enjoying ELCOMANDANTE's screams** ^^ there better? ----------------------------------- Amailer Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:53 pm ----------------------------------- Nice. professional :twisted: (well not really pro, but very painful.. ouch- ah. thats- bad... :|) You do know that I do not really support this right.....right....RIGHT? ....! ----------------------------------- Cervantes Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:00 pm ----------------------------------- You know, suicide is a major cause of death these days. ----------------------------------- zomg Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:20 pm ----------------------------------- would this work? :boom: ----------------------------------- josh Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:29 pm ----------------------------------- yeah, but a little messey and it is over pretty fast ----------------------------------- MihaiG Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:42 pm ----------------------------------- slips ricin powder into Aoi's drink.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: [url=http://www.ansci.cornell.edu/plants/toxicagents/ricin/ricin.html]Ricin ----------------------------------- Aoi Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:02 pm ----------------------------------- would this work? :boom: nope it would be too quick and he wouldn't be able to feel all the pain and it's not fun at all now my way he gets to die a slow painful death and I also get to relieve some stress ----------------------------------- Dan Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:58 pm ----------------------------------- You do know that I do not really support this right.....right....RIGHT? ....! Shure you do, deep down u are just a twisted as the rest of us.......even if u are just 12 :P ----------------------------------- md Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:10 pm ----------------------------------- slips ricin powder into Aoi's drink.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Er... do you really think she won't notice? I mean, she probably keeps her drink with her, and if you put something in it she'll see; plus then she'll have the perfect oportunity for revenge. /me duct tapes elcomandante to the bottom of one of the space shuttle boosters... but on the side so he doesn't burn... lets see you survive that :D ----------------------------------- josh Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:18 pm ----------------------------------- I think Aoi is probobly smart enough to only drink out of a hip flask now, that so many people are out to get her before she gets them. ----------------------------------- Aoi Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:35 pm ----------------------------------- slips ricin powder into Aoi's drink.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: **pinches elcomandante's nose, and pours the drink down his throut** ^^ I only drinks made only by myself plus I'm soo paranoid that I usually get someone else to drink my drinks before I touch it just to make sure ^^ ----------------------------------- MihaiG Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:19 am ----------------------------------- the thing with ricin is that its a white powder and it will disolve clear....it also leaves no trace of it after it has done its job.... ----------------------------------- Aoi Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:28 pm ----------------------------------- your stupidity just doesn't cease to amuse me! I know what ricin is and hence the reason why I said I make other people test my drinks before hand plus there is no such thing as a undetectable posion in this day and age it just depends on what type of tool or way you use to try to detect the posion... you're starting to make me think that I shouldn't even waste the time on killing you, I might as well just let the stupidity do the job since there is no cure for yours... ----------------------------------- md Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:10 pm ----------------------------------- There's a cure for stupidity... it's called suicide :D ----------------------------------- MihaiG Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:17 pm ----------------------------------- There's a cure for stupidity... it's called suicide :D really im really interseted you shoudl try it.. ricin actually kills of its own cells/degenrate...i saw on the discovery cahnnel once bout how they killed some foreign primeminister with it and he died in a few days... and know1 knew why... they then figured out it was ricin becuase other countries tested it on ppl and saw that there was no trace of ricin in them ----------------------------------- Aoi Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:36 pm ----------------------------------- you can trace it but most people just pass it as a heart attack ricin is pollen a unique pollen it's highly traceable ----------------------------------- Dan Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:13 pm ----------------------------------- Esaplty since not all of it disovlaes or makes it in to the person, there whould be traces on the cup and alot where u made it. In fact the odds are u whould kill your self pereparing it from the seed thing. Also if it was untraceable how did they know foreign primeminister was killed by it :roll: ----------------------------------- md Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:51 am ----------------------------------- I know I'm getting off topic here, but has elcomandant even wished dan a happy birthday (however belated...)? ----------------------------------- MihaiG Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:40 pm ----------------------------------- yes i have but not here.... they found out abot the prium minister after other countrie tested it on ppl and found similar cases so really it was just a speculation :? ----------------------------------- Dan Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:59 pm ----------------------------------- yes i have but not here.... they found out abot the prium minister after other countrie tested it on ppl and found similar cases so really it was just a speculation :? Wow, u just conotrdicted your self........ ----------------------------------- Aoi Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:56 pm ----------------------------------- see what I mean ----------------------------------- md Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:16 am ----------------------------------- We've already proven he isn't human, maybe we should just ignore him... ----------------------------------- Andy Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:33 am ----------------------------------- or add a new rule that states only humans are allowed to post here.. then bane his ass ----------------------------------- Tony Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:45 am ----------------------------------- or add a new rule that states only humans are allowed to post here.. [url=http://www.compsci.ca/v2/viewtopic.php?t=7596]I am 97% human by mass, what about you guys? :lol: ----------------------------------- MihaiG Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:03 am ----------------------------------- or add a new rule that states only humans are allowed to post here.. then bane his ass how bout dan... hes like a cyborg unless you rip the metal face plate out :twisted: ----------------------------------- Mazer Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:09 am ----------------------------------- Yeah, unless it isn't actually a metal face plate. Have you considered the possibility that it's actually a **Ahem** ----------------------------------- Aoi Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:29 am ----------------------------------- does that now give me the rites to ban him?