----------------------------------- Martin Wed Apr 23, 2003 12:08 am Essay ----------------------------------- I'm looking for a program that will write 97%+ english essays, given the title of the book and (optionally) a thesis. Thanks. 200 bits to whoever does it. ----------------------------------- jamez Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:07 am ----------------------------------- well i used to have a l/p to www.cheathouse.com i can get another if you want :D ----------------------------------- tomako Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:13 am ----------------------------------- ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk.................. u ppl r crazy...... :? ----------------------------------- Lone]2 Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:15 am ----------------------------------- very funni :lol: i wish that there WAS a program like that :roll: since im getting like really bad in english :x ----------------------------------- tomako Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:26 am ----------------------------------- dont we all do bad in english? we r programmers here, not english masters... or losers dat cant do either.... :oops: ----------------------------------- Blade Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:42 am ----------------------------------- ahhh ahahahaha.... i just got my midterm.... 94 in compsci.... but engilsh... ooo bad bad, 54% ----------------------------------- Catalyst Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:31 pm ----------------------------------- i got good in both, 99 in compsci (final) 85 in eng(mid term) ----------------------------------- Martin Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:17 pm ----------------------------------- Blade you've got the exact same marks as me. ----------------------------------- Martin Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:18 pm ----------------------------------- English is up to a 62 now, comp sci not sure, hopefully 100 ----------------------------------- JayLo Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:34 pm ----------------------------------- actually, i got a 90 in english. ----------------------------------- Dan Thu Apr 24, 2003 6:16 pm ----------------------------------- i got close to 100 in compsci, but in 60s for eng :evil: but i used to do good in engish i got a 91 in eng last year :cry: ----------------------------------- Blade Thu Apr 24, 2003 6:27 pm ----------------------------------- catalyst... have you ever experienced a bad mark in anything?! ----------------------------------- Office of the Registar Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:15 am ----------------------------------- whats with good comp sci skills and low english? ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:18 am ----------------------------------- I assume it has something to do with two brain halfs. One is responsible for logical thinking and one for creative. So since we're all programmers here, our logical thinking part is more dominant then the creative one, thus I assume thats why we're not as good in english. atleast thats what I've heard somewhere :? ----------------------------------- tomako Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:54 am ----------------------------------- ouuuuuuuuuu............ im gettin 80s for both com sci and english..... dats even worst..... not good in either..... ----------------------------------- Prince Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:03 am ----------------------------------- mayb it was jus me but did anyone elses mark drop after their comp sci exams?? sumhow my teacher managed to drop me from the 87 i was gettin last year to a 70 :? ----------------------------------- Office of the Registar Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:09 pm ----------------------------------- i don't think so comp sci exams are basically quite easy since you know what to use and their terminology ----------------------------------- Office of the Registar Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:11 pm ----------------------------------- that would also be crazy to program as well neat if that were possible - like search for information database - compile information by adding adjectives - database of arguements - compare the two ----------------------------------- Prince Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:46 pm ----------------------------------- our exam was mad easy (even tho he said it would b really difficult) an i still sumhow dropped to a 70% :? ... mayb my teacher didnt like all the fooling around in class wen i shouldve been writing programs or the cockiness i showed wen i didnt even look at old tests cus i knew i got perfect on em :oops::P ----------------------------------- Homer_simpson Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:59 pm ----------------------------------- I have never had an english mark higher than 80 in fact i have never had mark higher than 80 in highschool ='( ----------------------------------- Blade Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:04 pm ----------------------------------- the highest mark ive had in high school was a 98.... and that was my math last semester... last year i had a 94 in math... and my highest mark in this semester is 94, and thats compsci... as for all the creative classes i've had, they've sucked nut... like my englishes... this year right now its 54 i guess, i cant remember and last year i passed english with 76... not bad but not good enough, i'm gonna have to try really hard to get into uni. *holdes out a box* - on the front it reads DONAYSHUNS FORE BLADE - HE NEEDS MUNNIE 2 FERTHER HIS EDYEWKAYSHUN ----------------------------------- Homer_simpson Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:16 pm ----------------------------------- nerds :x =Þ but this essasy thing... u want a program to get the thesis and make up an essay? :shock: yeah righ we're talking about AI(artificual intelegence (i think, not sure)) here. Bwahahahaha that's funny i'll donate all my bits that creates a program like that ;) ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:54 pm ----------------------------------- a program that writes essays worth 90s? heck, not only will I give you all my bits, I'll make you a site mod :D cuz I need my english mark improved :wink: ----------------------------------- Martin Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:52 am ----------------------------------- Hell, write this program and we'll make a nice little page come up every time that anyone visits this site saying how great you are. ----------------------------------- Martin Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:54 am ----------------------------------- Until then....a billion monkeys loop put chr(Rand.Int(96,122)).. end loop Just replace all of the apostrophe's with spaces, and add periods every so often. ----------------------------------- Tony Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:53 pm ----------------------------------- well I belive that so far Darkness is holding the lead for developing a program that will write your english papers for you :lol: ----------------------------------- Martin Sun Apr 27, 2003 12:16 pm ----------------------------------- Hey, most of the ones from that program turn out better than the ones that I can write