----------------------------------- Martin Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:29 pm The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List ----------------------------------- If you have no idea what I'm talking about, ignore this thread. Only reply with quotes, please. You had to have gone to grade 3 ... and passed! ----------------------------------- Martin Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:29 am ----------------------------------- Well, maybe in basketweaving 101... ----------------------------------- Andy Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:06 pm ----------------------------------- Who was your math teacher in grade 10! hmm he only says that to the kid if he was his/her math teacher ----------------------------------- Hikaru79 Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:08 pm ----------------------------------- "Intelligence is obviously not something that's burdening you" Awesome thread!! xD I'll try to rack my brains for more of these! :) ----------------------------------- Andy Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:08 pm ----------------------------------- "No Jimmy, YOU are an accident" ----------------------------------- bugzpodder Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:18 pm ----------------------------------- pretend you like math the only person you compete with is yourself ----------------------------------- Martin Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:25 pm ----------------------------------- Alright Coutsos, where is the rest of the list...? ----------------------------------- Andy Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:13 pm ----------------------------------- didnt sri start a list two yrs back? wonder if anyone has a cpy of it ----------------------------------- Farnak Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:26 pm ----------------------------------- Didn't cut my sandwich, nyurgh nyurgh nyurgh Yeah, I know it's a weird one. I heard him say it during Sunday Math. 0_o You sing during this contest and you're gone There's a window right over there. I bet you'd fit perfectly through it Pretend you're stupid The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule. ----------------------------------- MysticVegeta Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:38 pm ----------------------------------- The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule. Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol :lol: ----------------------------------- person Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:51 pm ----------------------------------- Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol how? ----------------------------------- beard0 Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:21 pm ----------------------------------- The humour here sounds similar to that of House, a TV show on at 9:00 on Tuesdays that I would highly recommend. ----------------------------------- Farnak Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:28 pm ----------------------------------- Go back to sleep... I teach you things that you already know. These kids think that they're so smart they don't even have to think! Normally I teach this idea in 2 weeks. I'm going to teach it to you guys in 20 minutes :twisted: . The best way is for me to go fast and for you to die. ----------------------------------- Hikaru79 Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:40 pm ----------------------------------- And, of course, his ever-famous: People tell me my tests so long that they don't have time to think. I always tell them, my tests are so long, you don't have time NOT to think I must have gotten that one about thirty times. ----------------------------------- Andy Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:51 pm ----------------------------------- meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved ----------------------------------- Rasta Fella Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:03 pm ----------------------------------- "It Doesnt matter the type of tools you have...its how you use them" ----------------------------------- Cervantes Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:12 pm ----------------------------------- You're dad is Bruce White? "It doesnt matter what tools you use its how you use them" I dont know who this quote belongs to but my dad said it to me once... ;) ----------------------------------- Mazer Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:49 pm ----------------------------------- It's quite possible. From what I remember he doesn't own the sole rights to the names. And they aren't exactly uncommon names either. ----------------------------------- Martin Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:23 pm ----------------------------------- Hehe, tools. ----------------------------------- md Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:48 pm ----------------------------------- I use people all the time... I mean tools.. I mean... damn. ----------------------------------- Hikaru79 Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:24 pm ----------------------------------- meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved "Aren't too bad"? Are you kidding? The class average was like 92. You could get an A in math for having a pulse. He is a very, very good teacher in terms of how far he takes the kids who are already really advanced, but a tough teacher he is not :P ----------------------------------- BenLi Tue May 02, 2006 4:27 pm ----------------------------------- complex numbers is what happens when you get to the end of the reals and someone says lets keep going. ----------------------------------- BenLi Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:38 pm ----------------------------------- not a direct mr. white quote but funny nonetheless oh i'm assuming if you know mr. white you know mr. caldwell (great teacher btw) random kid: so were you ever in school at the same time mr. white was? Mr. Caldwell: Yeah i think i was in grade nine when he was in grade 13 random kid: did he ever beat you up? Mr. Caldwell: I was bigger, stronger, and faster then he ever was ----------------------------------- Zampano Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:07 am Re: The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List ----------------------------------- On an unofficial note, who is Dr. Bruce Willis? ----------------------------------- coolgod Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:11 pm Re: The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List ----------------------------------- assuming bruce willis is someone who's traits who can match the real bruce willis and who's name is actually mentioned in this thread I found it pretty funny to be here, because I actually see him 3-4 times weekly. He's still chilling in our school in romiens class and I can vouch that I've seen him say some of these quotes. especially the go to sleep one. ----------------------------------- Insectoid Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:13 pm RE:The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List ----------------------------------- Very epic necro bro. 5 year old thread. ----------------------------------- coolgod Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:17 pm RE:The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List ----------------------------------- why is a 5 year old thread sticked? sorry I posted before I noticed the date. well at least Bruce willis is still well and teaching.