----------------------------------- Martin Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:05 am Kick ass pickup lines. ----------------------------------- Let's prove that programmers actually can get dates, and put our heads together to make a compilation of awesome pickup lines. I'll start us out: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. and the classic: OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/ Top that. ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:26 am ----------------------------------- Pick up lines don't work ... I haven't tried... but knowing people... they don't work. ----------------------------------- Martin Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:23 pm ----------------------------------- They work for me. ;) ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:30 pm ----------------------------------- ... OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/ *and the girls rush at darkness* :? :roll: ----------------------------------- Martin Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:31 pm ----------------------------------- Penz0r is an awesome word. ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:24 pm ----------------------------------- *sigh* :roll: I'm afraid I'd stay single if Darkness keeps this shit up during uni :? ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:40 pm ----------------------------------- staying single during uni wouldn't be so bad... less distractions, uni's important... don't miss the news of 3 summatives happening the next day...just because you get distracted... and not study... oh woe is me :cry: although... I don't see how you would NOT get distracted when theres: "OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/ " going on... ----------------------------------- Maverick Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:53 pm ----------------------------------- Wow i like the color of you eyes! They are the same colour as my porsche outside. :P ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:17 pm ----------------------------------- that's a good one Maverick, how many porsches do you own? :lol: ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:03 pm ----------------------------------- Mm... racing stripe contact lenses.... ----------------------------------- Maverick Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:04 pm ----------------------------------- that's a good one Maverick, how many porsches do you own? :lol: lol... enough :P ----------------------------------- Mazer Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:43 pm ----------------------------------- Just get a nametag. "Hello, My name is Mr. Right Now" ----------------------------------- Delos Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:17 pm ----------------------------------- Hey, 42! That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit... ----------------------------------- the_short1 Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:14 pm ----------------------------------- wel;l i have a list somewhere... gota find it.. has 50 or so... some like. If beauty was a sin you would go straight to hell nice legs... what time do they open? beauty is just a light switch away! i wish u were a door so i could slam u all day... tons more... really the list is a compilation of ones me and my sister made, heard of, or just beefed up to sound better, o.. some froom my friend lyle...... ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:17 pm ----------------------------------- they don't work... I don't see the point of them, if you said any of that to any girl, they'd eithe 1. Think its a joke and take it lightly 2. Think you're weird and stay away or 3. Slap you then walk away... ----------------------------------- TheZsterBunny Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:09 am ----------------------------------- The classic from the original NOLF: European Spy: are you free tonight, or will it cost me? Archer: More than you can afford. -Z ----------------------------------- Martin Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:12 pm ----------------------------------- Paul Bian, I have a feeling that you have some sexual frustrations. Don't worry Tony, there will be lots of girls, I promise. ----------------------------------- Delos Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:51 pm ----------------------------------- Paul, why the hell is Sasuke a South Park character? And he's got his shirt on the wrong way dammit! ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:17 pm ----------------------------------- Yep... Sasuke... SP style :? as for why... you'll have to refer to Darkness' "is there randomness" thread... ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:38 pm ----------------------------------- What? The bananas? ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:15 pm ----------------------------------- Yes, south park producers attracted Sasuke from Naruto with Bananas playing upon his inherent need for potassium... or it could just be the randomness :shock: ----------------------------------- the_short1 Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:04 pm ----------------------------------- well.... paul... HAHA! some mite just find it corny enuf or stupid enuf and go with taht cuz it mnade them laugh... and girls like it when u make them laugh.... (well the beauty was a sin one that one wont get u slaped... thats more of a compliment..) anyways.... thats why u dont say that to a chick that is slap ready :P heres a come more i just rememered is that a ladder in ur stockings... or the stairway to heaven u must have a keg in those jeans cuz i wana TAP that ass my friend lyle acually did that to a girl and didnlt get slaped.... instead he got to slap her ass.... :D :P o yea... do u beleive in love at first site? or should i walk by again... ----------------------------------- templest Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:13 pm ----------------------------------- If the ladies concider you attractive enough, you can always make use of the all time classic: "Wanna fcuk?" (Women are hornier than you think). ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:52 pm ----------------------------------- (Women are hornier than you think). From my experience... quite true, especially when they're tired :P ... plus, I would think a slap on the ass would work better than any of those pick up lines :lol: ----------------------------------- Martin Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:45 am ----------------------------------- Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them! Hey baby, your daddy must have been a plumber, 'cause you're the shit! And the classy... You've stolen my heart, but that's okay, I've got a few more in the freezer at home. ----------------------------------- the_short1 Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:08 pm ----------------------------------- yea the mirror one is good.... forgot about that one.. heres some more.. Someoen call the cops, cuz this girl just stole my heart wana play army? ill lie down and u can blow the hell outa me girl u must be a SARGEANT cuz ur making my privates stand in attention (except u can get shot down bad: but they're still a MAJOR disapointment) lol o.... u must be from jamaica cuz ja makign me horny ----------------------------------- TheZsterBunny Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:03 pm ----------------------------------- Well, its been almost a year since this topic was active. I have scoured the globe for the best pickup line yet, and here it is: "Hey babe, do you work at subway? 'Coz you just gave me a footlong." -Z ----------------------------------- Notoroge Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:35 pm ----------------------------------- I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? ----------------------------------- brenn Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:47 pm ----------------------------------- I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? OMG so cute. xD ----------------------------------- Tony Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:57 pm ----------------------------------- I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? OMG so cute. xD Notoroge -- stay away from my teddy bear! :? I mean my girlfriend... ----------------------------------- Notoroge Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:23 pm ----------------------------------- Notoroge -- stay away from my teddy bear! :? I mean my girlfriend...You'd better pray I don't get into Waterloo. Girls stick to me like flies on a trash can. ;) :lol: ----------------------------------- Cervantes Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:19 pm ----------------------------------- Good analogy, Notoroge! ----------------------------------- Mazer Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:50 pm ----------------------------------- "Hey babe, do you work at subway? 'Coz you just gave me a footlong." Pwned, IMO. I don't have a line, I just use my patented dance move at the clubs. Thusly: 1. Position your legs such that they are shoulder_width * 1.5 units apart, right leg bent slightly more so than the left in order to be leaning on your right leg enough to draw a wobbly-straight line from your right shoulder to right foot. 2. Move your left hand to your hip as though it is grasping a saya ready to draw the katana out and kill people (bonus points for actually having the katana with you). 3. With your right hand take out your cell phone (preferabbly a flip phone) and hold it up to your ear as though you were in a conversation, but don't actually talk. 4. Begin pelvic thrusts. It should work, in theory. Apparently a modified version of this was met with some success, but i couldn't fully trust the source on that occassion. ----------------------------------- md Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:15 pm ----------------------------------- coutsos... wow... and although it is an old quote: Hey, 42! That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit... See my girlfriend is both hot... and would understand that... so obviously it doesn't weed out all of the better looking crowd. lol; I actually have a picture of myself and my girlfriend standing infront of a giant 42 at point peelee (it's teh 42nd parallel) :D ----------------------------------- the_short1 Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:16 pm ----------------------------------- "Hey babe, do you work at subway? 'Coz you just gave me a footlong." Pwned, IMO. I don't have a line, I just use my patented dance move at the clubs. Thusly: 1. Position your legs such that they are shoulder_width * 1.5 units apart, right leg bent slightly more so than the left in order to be leaning on your right leg enough to draw a wobbly-straight line from your right shoulder to right foot. 2. Move your left hand to your hip as though it is grasping a saya ready to draw the katana out and kill people (bonus points for actually having the katana with you). 3. With your right hand take out your cell phone (preferabbly a flip phone) and hold it up to your ear as though you were in a conversation, but don't actually talk. 4. Begin pelvic thrusts. It should work, in theory. Apparently a modified version of this was met with some success, but i couldn't fully trust the source on that occassion. that was scary.. .i never wana read that a gain.. lol. . ----------------------------------- Delos Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:33 pm ----------------------------------- coutsos... wow... and although it is an old quote: Hey, 42! That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit... See my girlfriend is both hot... and would understand that... so obviously it doesn't weed out all of the better looking crowd. lol; I actually have a picture of myself and my girlfriend standing infront of a giant 42 at point peelee (it's teh 42nd parallel) :D Wow! I made that post so long ago... I want to see that pic now. :D ----------------------------------- Notoroge Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:55 pm ----------------------------------- Hahaha, someone just sent me this song and I thought it was so appropriate. :lol: Kevin Bloody Wilson - Kev's Courtin' Song Verse 1 Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find that what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time And keep me from blowin' me brass I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool Right next to hers and I ask: Chorus 'Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? Cause you've you've got a nice head And you look pretty honest So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour-- I'd like you to be on it' Verse 2 You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila And the bullshit you've gotta go through Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her When all that you'd love is just to screw But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man And sit around for hours and talk But me new method is, you just cut through the shit And get down to the goodies straight off: Chorus 'Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? Do you sleep in the nick? Do you give head very often? If we can decide, your place or mine We can fuck off then' Verse 3 So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on And drop a few lines like I told you This new method of mine might not work every time But then again no method will I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers But then I've got a few fucks as well Chorus 'Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? If the answer is 'No' To me questions above -- Then be a good sport and give me the name Of a girlfriend who does!' ----------------------------------- md Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:13 pm ----------------------------------- coutsos... wow... and although it is an old quote: Hey, 42! That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit... See my girlfriend is both hot... and would understand that... so obviously it doesn't weed out all of the better looking crowd. lol; I actually have a picture of myself and my girlfriend standing infront of a giant 42 at point peelee (it's teh 42nd parallel) :D Wow! I made that post so long ago... I want to see that pic now. :D Well I'd post it... but that would require a scanner to scan it in. Perhaps later... And the scary part is that my pick up line (well kinda...) was "hey, wanna watch some sci-fi with me?" ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:17 pm ----------------------------------- Well I'd post it... but that would require a scanner to scan it in. Perhaps later... There's a scanner in the Helix lab -- basement of RCH. You just have to drive yourself to Waterloo :lol: ----------------------------------- md Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:00 pm ----------------------------------- Or I could just wait until I can use the scanner downstairs... if only my dad's computer didn't have a password... In the mean time here is a picture of the picture (taken with my crappy webcam) http://www.student.cs.uwaterloo.ca/~jblackwo/42.jpg Yes we are both wearing red... it was entirely accidental... I swear! ----------------------------------- Delos Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:06 pm ----------------------------------- You know Cornflake, paired dressing is quite a fad in Japan...a sign of a newly married/dating couple, or the like...:D. But of course this was a coincidence. Of course. ----------------------------------- brenn Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:48 pm ----------------------------------- You know Cornflake, paired dressing is quite a fad in Japan...a sign of a newly married/dating couple, or the like...:D. But of course this was a coincidence. Of course. xD That also depends on if the photograph was taken after they started dating, or prior to. ----------------------------------- md Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:46 pm ----------------------------------- After; a month and a half after. And it was entirly coincidental. I was visiting her for the weekend; and it was my second last day... thus two shirts left; I chose the red one, and given that I only had one pair of jeans there wasn't much choice there. Now as for her... she got up earlier then me and was downstairs before me (and as it was her house no sleeping together :(), so there is no way I knew what she was wearing or she knew what I was wearing. It did however lead to much teasing by her parents, and some strange looks by people who saw us. And now... at soon to be 3 months (huzzah!) methinks I'm going to bring enough shirts when I next visit so that it won't happen again. Oh the joys of living so far away... :( ahh well... soon, very soon ----------------------------------- Notoroge Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:54 pm ----------------------------------- Awwww, Cornflake and his nerdy girlfriend! Eeesu Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flirty.gif ----------------------------------- md Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:08 pm ----------------------------------- don't tell me your not jealous... you know that you wish you could be as successful as me ;) ----------------------------------- Notoroge Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:56 pm ----------------------------------- Pah-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze... I'm hotter than the passion I ignite in a woman's heart yet cooler than the ice-cube I roll down her hot, sweaty, body all the way down to her extatic, pounding, loins. Ladies call me 'Mr. Intel'. Because I can hit the spot with computational precision. ;) :twisted: Update: Hey! Why don't you change my rank to 'Mr. Intel'!? C'mon, I know you want to! :lol: ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:07 pm ----------------------------------- don't tell me your not jealous... I am :lol: Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah! Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival). It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around :twisted: ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:11 pm ----------------------------------- I think its cause she's chinese, and I know the parents of chinese girls... they're :evil: , anywho, its tough dating a chinese girl. My parents are good in the way that they trust me :) although I think its cause I've been through the slapping around as a child. ----------------------------------- md Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:23 pm ----------------------------------- Pah-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze... I'm hotter than the passion I ignite in a woman's heart yet cooler than the ice-cube I roll down her hot, sweaty, body all the way down to her extatic, pounding, loins. Ladies call me 'Mr. Intel'. Because I can hit the spot with computational precision. ;) :twisted: Update: Hey! Why don't you change my rank to 'Mr. Intel'!? C'mon, I know you want to! :lol: I believe that statement is a good indication that you are not nearly as you suggest. Those who claim as you do are generally nothing of the sort. Besides, there is a lot more to it then just being good in bed (although it does help). But in any case I care not as I obviously have nothing to prove :P Oh... and there is more then one spot... and ice... not very original Back on the topic of pickup lines... the best one I've heard, and jokingly used goes something like this: 1. find a screw (like a wood screw) 2. "hey baby wanna screw?" 3. depending on the result and your inclination either hand over the screw and walk away (good for when they like you), or leave with the girl... ----------------------------------- Notoroge Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:49 pm ----------------------------------- You know I'm just messing with you. Joking around. Poking fun. All that non-sense. But that doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. :? Either way, good for you. Relationships and what-not. I'm not the kind to keep relationships. I never date anyone from school or from places that I commute regularly. But then again you won't believe me if I keep going, so I'll stop that now. :) ----------------------------------- jamonathin Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:00 pm ----------------------------------- don't tell me your not jealous... I am :lol: Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah! Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival). It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around :twisted: That sucks. Since september I've been living 50% of my time at my girfriends house, in the same room. And I know I will be for another year or so. But I'd understand ur gf's parents. My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today. ----------------------------------- Mazer Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:22 pm ----------------------------------- don't tell me your not jealous... I am :lol: Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah! Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival). It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around :twisted: That sucks. Since september I've been living 50% of my time at my girfriends house, in the same room. And I know I will be for another year or so. But I'd understand ur gf's parents. My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today. Does anybody else think that sounded worse than it was supposed to? :lol: ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:40 pm ----------------------------------- My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today. Is that based on the observation of self? :? ----------------------------------- brenn Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:40 pm ----------------------------------- Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah! Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival). It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around :twisted: ;o When did you try to get into my house?! ----------------------------------- Delos Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:40 pm ----------------------------------- Aye! And Tony, let's not forget the bloody pitch-fork! Which very well may be bloody for all we know... You know, I haven't seen Chopstick Girl around lately, and wasn't it she who had on several occaisions threatened to inflict transcorporeal damage upon you via her voodoo doll of yourself? Did you finally snap Tony?! Did ya'! ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:41 pm ----------------------------------- :shock: Hehe... yep, only to us "horny teens of today" I suppose. ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:46 pm ----------------------------------- ;o When did you try to get into my house?! That night when you asked me to come over and they were all like "she's in her room" *slap the door in my face* I knew I should have hidden my pitchfork, but it doesn't fit into my backpack yet. I'm working on a new foldable design.. :twisted: ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:49 pm ----------------------------------- Eh, getting to know your gf's parents is an important thing. If you want to be comfortable around her house that is, without having to watch your every move. After being with my gf for more than a year, I've achieved a comfortable relationship with her parents, that is, they like playing euchre with me :? . Anywho, I can say that I'm *nearly* as comfortable in her house as I am in mine (which is better than one would think). ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:57 pm ----------------------------------- Eh, getting to know your gf's parents is an important thing. If you want to be comfortable around her house that is Well getting into her house in the first place is an accomplishment of it's own. Strange.. they were alright at first, just asked a lot of questions and gave me weird looks. It went downhill from there.. Maybe they just don't want their daugher to be with a smart (UofW Engineering) and financially successful (at the time of my co-op job placement :wink: ) guy.. jamonathin -- what do you think? :lol: ----------------------------------- Boo-chan Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:59 pm ----------------------------------- Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival). It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around :twisted: I never seem to have a problem getting into my girlfriend's house, but that might be due to the fact that a) I am a cute little hamster with wings and b) for some reason parents always like me, I guess it must be my suave personality. ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:02 pm ----------------------------------- My gf's parents think I'm responsible... which I suppose I am. But Tony, do you speak chinese? :lol: From my experience, my parents are afraid of speaking to my gf, 'cause they think they'll embarrass themselves by speaking bad english or something. ----------------------------------- md Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:11 pm ----------------------------------- You know I'm just messing with you. Joking around. Poking fun. All that non-sense. But that doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. :? Either way, good for you. Relationships and what-not. I'm not the kind to keep relationships. I never date anyone from school or from places that I commute regularly. But then again you won't believe me if I keep going, so I'll stop that now. :) lol, I figured as much... just felt like deflating your ego a bit :P Tough luck tony... but then you get to spend all that time with her at UW right now, where as I haven't seen my GF in more then month and a half... so really methings that you've doing ok. Maybe it's that your an engineer that scares them off though... I mean those engineers... you gotta keep them away at all costs :D ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:12 pm ----------------------------------- No, I don't speak Chinese. Shame really.. I'm slowly beginning to understand what my girlfriend tells me in Japanese though :wink: Trying to learn a bunch of Chinese dialects on top will cause a heck of a mess. I'm constantly trying to show her off to my parents though :wink: And my mom likes her (my dad lives in another country). That's why I feel disappointed (in myself) when I'm told "hide -- I don't want my parents to see you" *sigh* :roll: Maybe it's that your an engineer that scares them off though... I mean those engineers... you gotta keep them away at all costs :D Oh yeah. Maybe I should stop showering and switch into CS :lol: ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:24 pm ----------------------------------- Heh, its grandparents that scare me now. On one side you have a former police chief who is HUGE! He speaks with a deep booming voice and has a vice grip. On the other, is an american engineer (a real engineer, who just suddenly decides to motorize a normal scooter, y'know) who was in the Korean war, he likes to argue (I think he and I have alot in common, another reason why I don't look forward to meeting), who said "What? He's chinese and 5' 10" ? no waaay" when first being told of how tall I am. "he must be manchurian", wtf? I don't even know what a manchurian is! Ech, I know I'm a coward. ----------------------------------- Notoroge Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:32 pm ----------------------------------- lol, I figured as much... just felt like deflating your ego a bit :PDeflating my ego? Hardly. I'm still sure I could romance a woman better than %80 of you here. :) As per the relationships, I like them short and sweet. That's why I don't like dating people I stay close too outside of a relationship. Get's too akward. I'm in High School, time to experiment. I'm in no mood for something serious. I like the adventurous, wild, sensual type of woman. ;) Trick is, I get them to teach me. Progressively getting better. 8) Update: What do you think I'm reffering to when I say, "The Spot". Because I have a pretty specific one in mind. Anyways, passing out. Will check your lame replies in the morning. :P I'm such a d!ck, hah, I love it. ----------------------------------- Delos Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:34 pm ----------------------------------- Umm...quoi!? jamonathininam isn't around to answer... "horny"...Ha! Ha! Just got that, eh Tony!? glad that I'm single. Though my parents seem to think otherwise. Do you know how much that can suck? I mean the question I get asked... ----------------------------------- Tony Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:52 pm ----------------------------------- On the other, is an american engineer (a real engineer.. Are you implying that Canadian Engineers are not real? :shock: "horny"...Ha! Ha! Just got that, eh Tony!? Oh :lol: I just got that one now as well :twisted: ----------------------------------- Paul Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:55 pm ----------------------------------- Well, y'know, there are engineers who have an engineering degree. I'm talking about the really hands on type. The kind that builds their own segways, maintains their own aircraft. I think those are pretty cool. I mean I plan probably to go into engineering, but this is just beyond me. Maybe I have the wrong idea, but isn't alot of engineering computer and conceptual, like working it out on paper with diagrams and math. (I really have no idea on the subject) ----------------------------------- Neo Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:20 am ----------------------------------- I'm talking about the really hands on type. The kind that builds their own segways, maintains their own aircraft. Thats not has difficult as you may think!:lol: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=segway_more_complicated_than_it_needs_to_be ----------------------------------- the_short1 Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:49 am ----------------------------------- the only maain obstacle of building own segway is the money for all the dam gyros and such.. . but those things are awsome.. i rode one around once.. hehe :D . . hell.. i met the guy who invented them :D,, lol.. Dean K.k.k.kamen!!!! lol ----------------------------------- jamonathin Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:41 am ----------------------------------- don't tell me your not jealous... I am :lol: Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah! Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival). It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around :twisted: That sucks. Since september I've been living 50% of my time at my girfriends house, in the same room. And I know I will be for another year or so. But I'd understand ur gf's parents. My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today. Does anybody else think that sounded worse than it was supposed to? :lol: That's just grosse man. Remember, I'm Canadian, not some hick American on Jerry Springer :naughty: Umm...quoi!? jamonathininam isn't around to answer... "horny"...Ha! Ha! Just got that, eh Tony!? I was wonderin if someone would catch on . . :lol: ----------------------------------- Tony Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:16 am ----------------------------------- the only maain obstacle of building own segway is the money for all the dam gyros and such.. Well following the links to a decription of a "just works" without the need to spend weeks writing your own drivers. And a much better chick pick up tool (lets get back on the off topic) than that Wallmart scrap housed in a cardboard box. Oh yeah -- and for more savings, you can also drop a wheel, motor, platform and pretty much everything else for an even [url=http://tlb.org/eunicycle.html]cheaper scooter ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:24 am ----------------------------------- While I can't deny homebrew stuff is really cool, have people forgotten how to use their legs? [url=http://www.bayareaseg.com/]Look! ----------------------------------- md Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:31 am ----------------------------------- That sucks. Since september I've been living 50% of my time at my girfriends house, in the same room. And I know I will be for another year or so. But I'd understand ur gf's parents. My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today. Does anybody else think that sounded worse than it was supposed to? :lol: That's just grosse man. Remember, I'm Canadian, not some hick American on Jerry Springer :naughty: Hey now... let's not be hasty here... I mean certainly not your daugter, but your girlfriend... :wink: Oh and Notoroge; highschool is definitely the time for having fun, as is university for the most part. I just happened to have met someone whom I like very much - and who likes me qually - sooner then anticipated. Er... and yes, yes you are :P **unless I'm really dumb the spot you claim to be able to find ever so quickly is actually really easy to find anyways (if you can even call it finding...), although I have been told by many that most guys just can't :? 'Nother pickup line: step 1 wear a cowboy hat, then use the line "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" :lol: [edit] and for girls there is the ever classy "Save a tree, eat a beaver" ----------------------------------- Notoroge Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:42 am ----------------------------------- **unless I'm really dumb the spot you claim to be able to find ever so quickly is actually really easy to find anyways (if you can even call it finding...), although I have been told by many that most guys just can't :?Hitting it from behind usually get's the job done quicker. It's more tiring, but it works. I'm sure it has something to do with the curvature of an erect he-rod and that of a she-pocket. Observe, http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/notoroge/TheIllustration.jpg And then, http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/notoroge/TheIllustration2.jpg Someone taking health-sciences should be able to confirm if there's any scientific validity in this theory. But whatever works. :) Not that there's anything bad with the front. Variety is the spice of life. ----------------------------------- jamonathin Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:25 pm ----------------------------------- Very valid points Notorage, but here's the kicker. If your joystick is shaped like a half moon, then that's what's commonly reffered to as a banana dick, and that's wher your problem arises in the first place. ----------------------------------- Notoroge Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:48 pm ----------------------------------- I may have exagerated the illustration a bit (My Photoshop skills aren't exactly 'leet'). But it's meant to prove a point. ;) :P Update: Maybe I should have pointed this out, but that 'handle' was supposed to be a top-view-then-rotated-45º-to-the-left camera angle. Looking at it as if it was a side-view 2D image, I can see your point. Rofl :lol: ----------------------------------- Delos Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:53 pm ----------------------------------- Ermm...not to break up the Health Sciences party here or anything...but are those images completely appropriate for an All-Ages forum? Won't someone think about Amailer! I mean, if the soccer moms saw that :shock: . Anyway, enough bragging about all your...exploits...how about a discussion about Rubik's cubes instead? I'm down to 1:30 for a 3x3. ----------------------------------- Notoroge Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:58 pm ----------------------------------- I took careful concideration so as to not display real body parts. And if parents get offended at those images, then they should lock their kids in a wooden box, throw them in an attic, and never let them go to school. Because kids are going to see images like that. Specially in the Sciences (And maybe as early as Gr. 7, depending on the school). Those images are based in the context of pure analytical, theoretical, science. Nothing sexual (per se') about them. ----------------------------------- Delos Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:26 pm ----------------------------------- Nothing sexual Hitting it from behind usually get's the job done quicker. :lol: ----------------------------------- md Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:26 pm ----------------------------------- Notoroge... please, please, please never make me laugh so hard again... espetially not while drinking gingerale... oh god it burns! Methinks that anyone who actually visits this site is probably at least 13; and as such has most definitely already seen such images thanks to the school system. So really... what is there to worry about? I mean were they real pictures... but then if you cut someone in two like that... anyways; my point was that I think it works out fine :P Hitting it from behind usually get's the job done quicker. What's this about getting the job done quicker? Yeah you want her to get there quick, but you don't want to end it quick... going for an hour or two is half the fun! Although if your not careful there can be some wicked friction burns... As to positions... there are many good ones; sticking to one only limits your fun ;) 'Course there are many fun things you can do without resorting to shoving your he-rod up her she-pocket; I mean sure it's not the same, but it's still fun... Mmmmm... beaver... **** This topic has been stolen, if you were looking for pickup lines then you'll probably enjoy the new topic anyways **** [edit] and seeing as this is in the off topic section and we are off the topic we started on could it not be said that we are on topic? ----------------------------------- Notoroge Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:03 pm ----------------------------------- Nonono, Delos, the context of the Pictures themselves (Not the meaning), is non sexual. :P Cornflake, as for the whole "Hitting it from behind usually get's the job done quicker." thing, I didn't say I'd stop after 2 or 3 times (for her). :shock: :lol: Just saying, the more times you can give muscle spasms in the shortest periods in a prolonged amount of time, the better. Y'know, "42" isn't the only magic number. ;) 8) Update: Well, I did say,Not that there's anything bad with the front. Variety is the spice of life.:P Update2: I'm not circumsized. Rug-burn is a non-issue. :D ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:35 pm ----------------------------------- As for the segway, the I'm talking about the kind of person who wrote that. I mean, sure, it isn't hard to follow instructions, geez. :roll: I'm talking about the kind of person who looks at a segway, when it came out, and thought "Gee, isn't that a bit pricey for something that shouldn't be" and sits down and lays it all out for people, and decides to build one himself. ----------------------------------- Delos Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:07 pm ----------------------------------- Yeah, or the kind of person that builds their own MP3 player, just 'coz they could. Hahaha...yeah, we had a good laugh about that one. ----------------------------------- Tony Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:19 pm ----------------------------------- Yeah, or the kind of person that builds their own MP3 player, just 'coz they could. I don't think it's that hard. Furthermore you can get more of the parts for free and/or cheap. A sample ordered microcontroller + a stack of disassembled IBM memory keys + audio-out jack from any discarted piece electronic.. Well you've got all your major parts right there (+AA battery). All that's left is to load a driver. As iPod shuffle demonstrates - you don't need more than 3 buttons to navigate though the playlist comfortably + 2 for volume + 1 for power. ----------------------------------- Dan Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:10 pm ----------------------------------- Yeah, or the kind of person that builds their own MP3 player, just 'coz they could. I don't think it's that hard. Furthermore you can get more of the parts for free and/or cheap. A sample ordered microcontroller + a stack of disassembled IBM memory keys + audio-out jack from any discarted piece electronic.. Well you've got all your major parts right there (+AA battery). All that's left is to load a driver. As iPod shuffle demonstrates - you don't need more than 3 buttons to navigate though the playlist comfortably + 2 for volume + 1 for power. Aucatly it is very unlikey you could make it for cheaper your self. This is a coman misconspection with making your own computer too. If you buy all the parts it will cost more b/c the manfutucres buy thess parts in masive balk from the whole saler so they get much cheper rates. Tho as you where kind of going on there u could get parts form free hardware u get your hands on but this alone whould not be enought to make somthing like an mp3 player, unless u take aprt a mp3 player or somthing that all ready can play musick (but that kind of controdictks it's self). But your genreal point is right, there are alot of reasons to do thess things your self, just the knogale it whould give you alone is a good reason. Ermm...not to break up the Health Sciences party here or anything...but are those images completely appropriate for an All-Ages forum? Won't someone think about Amailer! I mean, if the soccer moms saw that Shocked . Anyway, enough bragging about all your...exploits...how about a discussion about Rubik's cubes instead? I'm down to 1:30 for a 3x3. I was consdering this too, this site is sposted to be pg13. But for the most part this is general sexual health info witch i do not consider to be offsive, tho braging about your "exploits" is not and that is geting to a pg13+ area that i whould have to censors so please control your self. (Also speaking from a noraml person stand point and not a mod braging about your exploits to me is juvinal and show that you have alot of growing to do and probly not even read for such things.) Edit: This post made it sound like i am agisted talking about genreal sexuality and sexual health openly, witch i am not and i think should be done more in socity. I fully sport sites and comitys that do such and if compsci.ca even devloped in to a full blow cominity network site witch once was the dream of the site it whould be a cominty that whould be intergreted a sported if i had a say in it. I whould enouger tho that such things be put in a better topic and not used to go off topic in this one. I whould fully sport such a topic as long as it 1. stays on topic and 2. dose not go off on to things that are not apporite behoned the topics for sexuality and sexual health. ----------------------------------- Notoroge Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:01 pm ----------------------------------- braging about your exploits to me is juvinal and show that you have alot of growing to doI whole-heartedly agree. :lol: But I'm in no rush to mature when it comes to the sexual-deviancy department. Not for a long time. 8) Or until I find someone that's worth me 'growing up'. :P ----------------------------------- lyam_kaskade Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:22 pm ----------------------------------- A sample ordered microcontroller + a stack of disassembled IBM memory keys + audio-out jack from any discarted piece electronic.. Well you've got all your major parts right there (+AA battery). All that's left is to load a driver. As iPod shuffle demonstrates - you don't need more than 3 buttons to navigate though the playlist comfortably + 2 for volume + 1 for power. Methinks Tony might be one of those "real engineers." Although, I might not think so if I knew exactly how an MP3 player worked. Also: if compsci.ca even devloped in to a full blow cominity network site witch once was the dream of the site What happened to the dream? I feel I should add something to the sex discussion, but I can't think of anything to say. I'll have to conduct more field tests.... ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:43 pm ----------------------------------- A sample ordered microcontroller + a stack of disassembled IBM memory keys + audio-out jack from any discarted piece electronic.. Well you've got all your major parts right there (+AA battery). All that's left is to load a driver. As iPod shuffle demonstrates - you don't need more than 3 buttons to navigate though the playlist comfortably + 2 for volume + 1 for power. Methinks Tony might be one of those "real engineers." Although, I might not think so if I knew exactly how an MP3 player worked. It's only as complicated as you imagine it to be. There are guides all over the internet if you look (or stumble upon, as the case may be). I've seen one in which the mp3 player was encased in an empty breathmint container. You can find lots of homebrew goodness at hackaday.com (though there are better sites out there, I'm sure). ----------------------------------- Notoroge Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:51 pm ----------------------------------- I'll have to conduct more field tests....Excellent... You can be my own personal guinea pig. You now have an excuse to go and ask hot girls to have have sex with you. Tell them it's a science experiment. And if all else fails, invite them to a bottle of vodka. Make sure she has a soft, medium sized buttocks. Not too big, not to small. Round! ROUND! This will ensure that she has maximum curvature in the a-fore-mentioned area. Or at the very least, have a more proper fit. :) Something like ye' size would make the perfect test-subject, http://www.planetboredom.net/pix/data/media/25/butt.jpg Don't complain about this pic. If you have an older sister or have ever been to the beach, you've already seen something a like. :P ----------------------------------- timmytheturtle Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:11 pm ----------------------------------- Don't complain about this pic. If you have an older sister or have ever been to the beach, you've already seen something a like. :P or if u went to a school were the girls wore kilts, and didn't wear shorts under neath ----------------------------------- lyam_kaskade Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:13 pm ----------------------------------- Well, I didn't mind the picture until you associated it with my sister. Anyway, University will be coming up soon, so we'll see about those field tests. Someone told me the girls in Village 1 are really slutty (yeah, it didn't make much sense to me either, but hey). I suppose building an MP3 player wouldn't be too difficult, but then not alot of things are. Technology isn't magic, after all. EDIT: woah, that's the first time I had a word asterisked out. Cosmic. ----------------------------------- md Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:31 am ----------------------------------- I'm not quite sure what whas starred out... but as far as I know the girls in V1 are just like the girls everywhere else... some are open for business; others aren't. Generally speaking there are more who aren't then who are... but most will open if you have a serious relationship type thing (or maybe just a whole lot of booze). 'Course I lived in UWP and only knew two floors of one building in V1, and only realy knew like 8 of the girls there well enough to know what they were up to... but let's see out of 8: 3 did for sure, 3 didn't for sure, 1 probably didn't and one probably did. So I suppose it's an even split. Although of the three who did two were in serious relationships and the other had a one night stand (with my friend... 'twas most bizzare); so really... I doubt you'll have better luck then highschool. Never know though... Ever heard of the minty mp3 player? Doesn't seem all that dificult to make to me, the hardest part is the PCB (google for a link) ----------------------------------- timmytheturtle Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:03 am ----------------------------------- Ever heard of the minty mp3 player? Doesn't seem all that dificult to make to me, the hardest part is the PCB (google for a link) I've seen the [url=http://www.ladyada.net/make/minty/index.html]minty player player before on hackaday.com and it was kinda cool, though I probley wouldn't make one myself. and your right, i didn't seem that dificult, with the exception of the PCB ----------------------------------- Aoi Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:28 pm ----------------------------------- from girls to mp3 you guys amaze me ----------------------------------- Mazer Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:59 pm ----------------------------------- Minty, that's the one I was talking about. Still though, I prefer homebrew things you can mostly make out of crap lying around already. Like ripping an IR sensor out of an old VCR and wiring it to connect to your serial port for use with LIRC. :D ----------------------------------- brenn Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:14 pm ----------------------------------- Omigosh, that just made me think that the girl in the photograph is your sister. >_< (^^;; sollie) ----------------------------------- Notoroge Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:25 pm ----------------------------------- Eh, just sayin'... before I start getting angry soccer-mom letters. :P Update: I just noticed something. Can you even imagine how many hits this site's gonna through Google just because of the last 3 pages on this thread? :lol: ----------------------------------- Dan Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:39 pm ----------------------------------- Update: I just noticed something. Can you even imagine how many hits this site's gonna through Google just because of the last 3 pages on this thread? :lol: SIGH............. :wall: ----------------------------------- Mazer Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:27 pm ----------------------------------- Four. Five tops. I'll bet you any money I'm right. :P ----------------------------------- Aoi Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:16 pm ----------------------------------- why is this starting to make me debate about locking or editing the contents of this thread? ----------------------------------- Mazer Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:13 am ----------------------------------- I don't know... but I can tell you this: If you plan to edit somebody's post, please be considerate and don't use the phrase "yum, lol." Otherwise you'd just be killing the originality. ----------------------------------- Aoi Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:05 am ----------------------------------- coutsos, yum lol, has any of my edited post been unoriginal? ----------------------------------- Delos Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:55 pm ----------------------------------- Aoi, your sig and your Title don't match. One is singular, one is plural. Sure you could pass it off as Dan's speeling, or you could add/remove an 's' somewhere. ----------------------------------- Mazer Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:14 pm ----------------------------------- Aoi, there's nothing original about spelling a human being's name wrong. Especially when it's done out of racial discrimination. **shakes head** But yeah, I agree with the Elegiac Mod. And I think Chopstick Girl sounds better (and that way you wouldn't need to go through the trouble of editting the image). ----------------------------------- Aoi Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:16 pm ----------------------------------- Aoi, your sig and your Title don't match. One is singular, one is plural. Sure you could pass it off as Dan's speeling, or you could add/remove an 's' somewhere. but that's not up to me with the title >.< but do you like my sig though? ----------------------------------- Delos Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:17 pm ----------------------------------- Of course I like your sig...very, umm...blue. Funny story - just before the big rollback a few weeks ago, I saw some funny HTML in your sig. I followed the links, and lo and behold, I beheld that very sig. So, being the naturally quick witted fellow I am, I PM'd you informing you that your HTML was broken. Then the site broke. So you likely never got that PM. ----------------------------------- Tony Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:47 pm ----------------------------------- I fixed Aoi's rank ----------------------------------- Delos Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:43 pm ----------------------------------- You da' umm...horned man! ----------------------------------- md Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:15 pm ----------------------------------- Horned man with the pointy fork thing! Don't forget the pointy fork thing... he can er... fork people with it :P ----------------------------------- Delos Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:52 pm ----------------------------------- Yeah, but chopsticks still pwn it ----------------------------------- Aoi Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:59 pm ----------------------------------- Thanks tony ^^ but I don't know though I can kill you in many painful ways with chopsticks, tony can ban you off of compsci.ca for life O_O ----------------------------------- Delos Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:19 pm ----------------------------------- Given. Though can Tony do this: [dances] When life gives you lemons, just Dance! Like there's a muskrat in your Pants! [/dances] I'll go sleep now. ----------------------------------- MihaiG Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:28 pm ----------------------------------- i read some wherer there is a german saying...."When life give you lemons,BURN THEM"...no wonder there all evil :twisted: ----------------------------------- [Gandalf] Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:06 pm ----------------------------------- No, no, no... It went something like this: "wenn leben ihnen zitronen gibt, verbrennen sie sie". Ja! werde ich sie kommandant verbrennen! ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:24 am ----------------------------------- Given. Though can Tony do this: [dances] :dance: When life gives you lemons, just Dance! Like there's a muskrat in your Pants! [/dances] :twisted: ----------------------------------- md Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:13 am ----------------------------------- Please... no dancing... it's just wrong.