----------------------------------- Paul Sat May 22, 2004 9:52 pm Post your BATTLECRY here! ----------------------------------- This site: http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php Mine is: Who is that, sprinting across the cliffs! It is Paul, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!" ----------------------------------- Dan Sun May 23, 2004 12:03 am ----------------------------------- Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the icy wasteland! It is Hacker Dan, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh: "I'm going to spank you beyond the end of time, then bake cookies!!!" ummmmmmm, cookies :P ----------------------------------- Mazer Sun May 23, 2004 6:39 am ----------------------------------- Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the icy wasteland! It is Mazer, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows ominously: "I'm going to fuck you until the sun burns out!" Good post, Paul Bian. +120 experience points. ----------------------------------- AsianSensation Sun May 23, 2004 10:17 am ----------------------------------- .... why do I get stuck with the stupid ones all the time: Lo! Who is that, running on the candy store! It is AsianSensation, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh: "By Odin's mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!" though if I use my real name, it's hell of alot funnier. Rampaging across the terrain, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Meng! And he gives a vengeful roar: "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!" ----------------------------------- Delos Sun May 23, 2004 12:10 pm ----------------------------------- Muwahahaha! Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the icy wasteland! It is Delos, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh: "I'm going to spank you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!" ----------------------------------- Maverick Sun May 23, 2004 12:23 pm ----------------------------------- Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the fields! It is Maverick, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm seriously going to bruise you until you turn inside-out!!!" ----------------------------------- Raugrist Sun May 23, 2004 3:19 pm ----------------------------------- From an ol' friend of mine, I think it'd make a hilarious battlecry: "I will beat you down like a runaway slave!" ----------------------------------- Paul Sun May 23, 2004 3:34 pm ----------------------------------- Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream: "I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!" ----------------------------------- poly Sun May 23, 2004 5:04 pm ----------------------------------- Rampaging along the candy store, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Polykranopalous! And he gives a gutteral scream: "I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!" ----------------------------------- Raugrist Sun May 23, 2004 5:42 pm ----------------------------------- Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream: "I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!" Well that was a crappy battlecry. I like mine better. ----------------------------------- Catalyst Sun May 23, 2004 6:45 pm ----------------------------------- dont type in 'the Pope' ----------------------------------- Paul Sun May 23, 2004 7:00 pm ----------------------------------- lol catalyst, why did u type that in in the first place? Zang! Who is that, skulking over the plains! It is The Pope, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams mightily: "I'm going to spank you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!" ----------------------------------- jonos Sun May 23, 2004 10:18 pm ----------------------------------- Rampaging out of the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Jonos! And he gives a cruel roar: "By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby snap and go berzerk!" ----------------------------------- guruguru Mon May 24, 2004 2:34 pm ----------------------------------- Rampaging over the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Guruguru! And he gives a vengeful howl: "I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!" :cry: Wow... mine sucks... :cry: ----------------------------------- AsianSensation Mon May 24, 2004 3:02 pm ----------------------------------- I'm so going to hell for this one.... Striding over the hotel lobby, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Jesus! And he gives a spectacular howl: "This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!" ----------------------------------- guruguru Mon May 24, 2004 3:16 pm ----------------------------------- ahahahahahhahahah Sprinting out of the freeway, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Paris Hilton! And she gives a vengeful cry: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!!" ----------------------------------- Cervantes Mon May 24, 2004 4:43 pm ----------------------------------- Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the terrain! It is Sponge Bob, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries ominously: "I'm going to smash you into the fourth dimension, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!" go spongebob! ----------------------------------- Catalyst Mon May 24, 2004 5:21 pm ----------------------------------- dont type in 'Charlie Sheen' ----------------------------------- naoki Mon May 24, 2004 6:13 pm ----------------------------------- Stalking over the tarmac, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Naoki! And he gives a cruel roar: "I'm going to bruise you so forcibly, I will be high on life for years to come!!!" ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon May 24, 2004 7:58 pm ----------------------------------- Here's another good one from my anonymous friend I will shove my foot so far up your ass that the water in my knee will quench your thirst! ----------------------------------- Dauntless Mon May 24, 2004 8:39 pm ----------------------------------- Skulking amidst the desert, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Dauntless! And he gives a low howl: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!" Rampaging on the tundra, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Derek **LASTNAME**! And he gives a spectacular bellow: "This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!"