----------------------------------- templest Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:45 pm Reality T.V. Shows Can Bite My Hairy Ass. ----------------------------------- ****WARNING: EXCESSIVE RANT**** I don't care about you. I have no interest in who you mary, or who who went out with 13 years ago. I really couldn't give 1/3rd or a chunk of sh!t what you like to do on the weekends. Hell, If your dad died by the re-incarnation of Hitler, I wouldn't give a fuck. I'd care more about Hitler than your Jewish dad. If I care this much about you, why in the HOLY-FUCK would I give a FUCK about some retarded, fake-blonde, that lives somewhere in the outskirts of Texas? I FUCKING DON'T! This disguisting habbit of mongoloids to know everything about EVERYONE as means of entertainment and masturbation (knowing that your life is better) is both lame, and vomit inducing. It literally makes me sick. Physically sick, every time I see a new survivor air on TV. Some would say the first time was OK, NO!@@!#1 THE FUCKING-FIRST-MOTHER-FUCKING-TIME WAS NOT OK!! IT WAS FUCKING DISGUISTING! This mass-wave of reality T.V. shows is making me wish I was a poor kid in Uganda, that was I wouldn't have to be exposed to this bullshit. Trading Spaces. Survivor. Life in the ER. The Bachlor. The Bachlor... (omg)... ette. What kind of an asshole consider's themself a "bachlorette"?~@?!211 Do women really feel the need to bestow upon themselves male titles in order to exentuate/rub in our faces the fact that they are finaly equal in front of the eyes of the law? And make the title complete shit/ thereafter worthless amongst the eyes of men? I'll never call myself a bachlor as long as I live now, because all that'll do is remind me of this piece of shit show. And ASWELL THE FACT THAT IT'S BASED ON THE INTIMATE LIFE OF SOME FUCKTARD I HAVE NO CLUE/NO WILL TO KNOW MAKES ME HATE IT EVEN MORE!!@! Fucking lamers. This is the conversation between the imbeciles as Fox Netwerkz and that "Bachorette" whore: *NOTE: The woman is making out with 20 / 30 ( I don't know) men a fucking week, letting them rub her tits, blah, blah... and not even charging!!@23@ Yes, She's a fucking whore. Nay, worse... at least she should charge them a fucking nickle. "Bachlorette": (thinking to herself as she waits in the lobby): Ohh, I'm so pretty, I wish I get picket, that way I can make out with lots of dreamy guys and get to get hit on everyday. Ohhh! Judy will be so jelous! That bitch, serves her right!. The Dude (creator of show, w/e. You fill in the blanks): Ms. ________! Guess what! I have great news for you! You're our new Bachelorette! "Bachlorette": Ohh wow! I feel so special! Thank you very much! I love your tie! Wanna fuck? WEEE! Sorry, I got bored... Back on the subject. Have you seen that new "The Swan" show? AHHHHTHGHG! Must.. not... let... evil... anger... overtake me... AHHFGHHTIHGSH!OIUG@O*!@T!#TO!#T!O#OI!@# WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT?!?!? THE !?!?!? FUCK!?!!?!!? The sluts on that show deserve to be executed on the spot. Why is every woman in the whole fucking world like this? Do they really feel that the only way to be happy is to dump a pound of rubber on their face and burn their thighs off? Must they incinerate the roots of their hair with bleach just because it "cool"? These women are sad, disguisting human beings. With no self esteem, no intelligence, and no self respect. And these fuckers are only contributing to her derranged mental state. Be happy with your self you fucking retard! I'm not going to go tear my fucking ass-hairs out and eat steroids for breakfast just so that these annoying/retarded girls like me. Hints for all you males, (Which should make up about 99% of the people reading this post): 1) Boycott women that only buy Old Navy/GAP/Roots/GUCCI cloathing & Accessories. These type of trendy whores only care about what's "in" and will most likely never really have deep emotions for you. They are most likely only going out with you because your hair matches her purse. 2) Boycott fake blondes emmidiately. Do I really have to explain why? It shows they have no self esteem and feel that the only way to be happy with themselves is to look like those bitches on "La Senza" posters. 3) Boycott women that use the word "like" every 13.463 seconds. A person with that type of MTV induced speech impediment is like, y'know, not really, like, smart. 4) Boycott women that can only talk about: money, cars, cute puppies, cute bunnies, cute skirts, cute socks, cute kittens, hello kitty, chocolate, how much she hate that bitch, shows like "The Swan". *If she can't recite the quadratic formula off by heart, she's not worth it. NOTE: From here on, you sub in the phrase: "Boycott women that" infront of every point I make. 5) Spends 6 hours a day watching TV. 6) Thinks Shawn Desman is cute. 7) Thinks Ja Rule is Cute. 8) Thinks Michael Jackson is innocent. 9) Thinks Jennifer Lopez is "real". 10) has failed 5+ courses in high School. 11) Smoke. 12) Are nymphomaniacs. You might think it's cool, until the plumber has to come one day while you're not home. 13) Has strong feelings about the treatment of chickens in slaughter houses. 14) Don't at least know what a "Linux" is. *Doesn't count if all she can associate linux with is a penguin. I know this narrows it down a bit. But trust me, women like that aren't worth it. Only the good one's are left. If you meet a girl like that, and you don't want to like her because she's not "hot", fuck you. Are you that shallow? You'd rather spend a misserable life with a hot girl, instead of a happy, fullfiling, joyful life with a girl that is decent looking? It all comes down to picky, faggoty, "metro-sexual" fucks that take up the task of making physically less appealing women feel like shit. These fucks should be executed on the spot. Do you know how much better the world would be without idiots like this? This was my exxxessive rant. ... You actually read this all? holly shit. PS: check out my site: http://xiplst.zor.org