----------------------------------- Martin Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:46 pm Valentines Day ----------------------------------- My school's letting us submit little love letters/pictures to our school news paper for valentines day, so if anyone can think of some good poems (or find them on the internet) or has any good pictures that I can put in, post here. You might get some bits for it too. ----------------------------------- Martin Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:47 pm ----------------------------------- Here's the first one: Whenever I think of you, I feel like I'm high on glue. Enjoying that elf for hours (inside joke) While I take long hot showers Somebody's stalking you! That took an entire literature class to compose. It's going in for sure. ----------------------------------- shorthair Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:58 pm ----------------------------------- http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2274 MAFIA VALINTINE POEMS , they are so funny , have fun lokin at em ----------------------------------- McKenzie Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:12 pm ----------------------------------- yep shorthair, you know true love when you see it. Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always And you'll keep your fingers funny stuff ----------------------------------- shorthair Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:37 pm ----------------------------------- Hey when You think of love , think of an offer you cant refuse :twisted: ----------------------------------- Martin Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:44 pm ----------------------------------- This issue of the 'stang's gonna be sweet...gonna cost me a ton of money though. It'll be worth it I'm sure. ----------------------------------- Corybu Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:45 am ----------------------------------- Roses are red, violets aren't gold... Why wear a bra, when theres nothing to hold? If highschool is anything like it used to be, this one will be well recieved. ----------------------------------- Cervantes Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:11 am ----------------------------------- terrible lol I knew someone would do a roses are red poem :P ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:21 am ----------------------------------- Thats Just Plain Mean , its valentines man , you cant be doin that , ( well the mafia ones were pretty bad aswell ) but where is the love , .....Darkness do you want any serious ones, or just funny ones ----------------------------------- Tony Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:17 pm ----------------------------------- hey, I liked the mafia one :lol: well the one that McKenzie pointed out :lol: ----------------------------------- Delta Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:46 pm ----------------------------------- Here is my poem :) Today is the day that all nice people say I love you my sweet and here have a treat but when your not nice and with a roll of the dice you poison the chocolate and have sex with you date ok... ok... I know its prolly suxorz... and its harsh and krewl... and whatnot... but seriously I don't think its too bad saying that I just made it up tho it is sickly evil ----------------------------------- Tony Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:49 pm ----------------------------------- heh, it's not that bad... though I dont understand what the dice has to do with the rest of the poem :? ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:55 pm ----------------------------------- its all good , till the last 3 lines , i was like ah ah ah , WOW , poison in chocolate , i have to wonder about what you get up to when your not making death animations....... ----------------------------------- Maverick Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:44 pm ----------------------------------- Roses are Red Rolex is Gold Now Get on Your Knees Bltch And do What Your Told. :D ----------------------------------- naoki Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:39 pm ----------------------------------- *points to ANGST topic in SPAM* okay it's a little off but the "girl" does love talking about her troubles :wink: ----------------------------------- Andy Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:25 pm ----------------------------------- darkness r u submitting the mafia one? if not i'll do it ----------------------------------- Martin Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:27 pm ----------------------------------- Sure, you can have the mafia one :p I'll have lots in there. Plus I'll put something in for compsci.ca ;) ----------------------------------- Andy Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:31 pm ----------------------------------- how much is it? ----------------------------------- Martin Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:31 pm ----------------------------------- I think it's a dollar a poem, and two bucks for a picture. ----------------------------------- Andy Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:32 pm ----------------------------------- lol even if the poem is THAT long? ----------------------------------- Tony Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:52 pm ----------------------------------- maffia one is not that long. It's actually a collection of small ones :roll: ----------------------------------- Andy Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:35 pm ----------------------------------- lol its the same thing...