----------------------------------- Mazer Sat Jan 24, 2004 7:01 am Dictionary of Dan ----------------------------------- Hey guys, just wanted to make a quick note that in case you haven't noticed already I'm back to working on the dictionary of dan (that's Hacker Dan, not DanShadow... oh wait, they're the same person :P ). It's in a nice HTML format now so it doesn't look so ooglay, now if you want to make a submission you'll have the comfort of knowing that I may actually look at it and add it. I think that's all, so start looking for typos! ----------------------------------- JayLo Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:38 am ----------------------------------- hahaha. so much better than the .txt version. ----------------------------------- recneps Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:09 am ----------------------------------- Lol. some of those are pretty funny :) ----------------------------------- Maverick Sat Jan 24, 2004 3:20 pm ----------------------------------- bordom > bordumb ----------------------------------- Dan Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:38 pm ----------------------------------- bordom > bordumb i dont think i used "bordom" or "bordumb" on this site, alougth i could be wrong.... ----------------------------------- santabruzer Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:56 pm ----------------------------------- what's funny, is that i make half of those mistakes :oops: ... oh well.. maybe it's just my keyboard :P ----------------------------------- Andy Sun Jan 25, 2004 4:28 pm ----------------------------------- just go to dan's profile and read all his messages and find the spelling mistakes there ----------------------------------- Mazer Sun Jan 25, 2004 4:32 pm ----------------------------------- Dan (Hacker, not Shadow... well, not like there's a difference...) already suggested that. I got a bunch of spelling mistakes from it too, but there are ~76 pages of posts to look through and i wasn't really up to a challenge like that. ----------------------------------- Mazer Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:12 pm ----------------------------------- OK, I've tried asking politely in a little note on the dictionary page, but some of you (that is, dodge_tomahawk) have either failed to notice said note, or have chosen to ignore it for your own selfish and perverted reasons. For shame. So anyways, I'd just like to make a note of it here, if you want to submit to the dictionary, please make sure that all entries are sorted by the regular English spelling, as some of Dan's versions of the words start with a different letter (and those are the best ones). ----------------------------------- shorthair Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:26 pm ----------------------------------- il find all the spelling mistakes on each page for 25 bits a page , or 200 bits for 10 ----------------------------------- sport Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:42 pm ----------------------------------- So why are you making the book? :?: ----------------------------------- JayLo Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:44 pm ----------------------------------- the real question is: why not? ----------------------------------- shorthair Sun Jan 25, 2004 9:25 pm ----------------------------------- Id like to finally see it done , how long has it been floating arond , without being updated , everyone jsut needs to take a couple pages of his history and then post hte pages looked at and hte mistakes found , but of course im willing ot do more for BITS , im saving again ----------------------------------- Dan Sun Jan 25, 2004 9:53 pm ----------------------------------- i whould like to see what happens when i try using jappanes on this fourm, lol. Watashi wa Dan desu. Watashi wa kookoo-sei desu. Bush wa baka desu! Note: i know very litte jappanes and am trying to lrean, so the above is probly very off. ----------------------------------- shorthair Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:43 pm ----------------------------------- Theres like 4 typos right there for you mazer ----------------------------------- naoki Sun Jan 25, 2004 11:23 pm ----------------------------------- i whould like to see what happens when i try using jappanes on this fourm, lol. Watashi wa Dan desu. Watashi wa kookoo-sei desu. Bush wa baka desu! Note: i know very litte jappanes and am trying to lrean, so the above is probly very off. jebus, this one'll prolly kill mazer. not only does he hafta contend with dan's usual high-calibur spelling, now he must battle the demons of Romanji. Oh the horror :lol: ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:27 am ----------------------------------- Japanese spelling mistakes, eh? No problem, I'll just make a bunch of clones of myself, and split up all the work... KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!!!! Well... shit, I guess those ninja powers don't work in real life. Or do they... HENGE NO JUTSU!!!!!! Alright, nevermind. So Dan, do you actually know japanese? ----------------------------------- Dan Mon Jan 26, 2004 12:19 pm ----------------------------------- i dont know much, i am trying to lrean tho. whould be helpfull when playing thous jappanes rpgs ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Jan 26, 2004 12:26 pm ----------------------------------- i dont know much, i am trying to lrean tho. whould be helpfull when playing thous jappanes rpgs Yeah, the only japanese I "know" is what I can remember from playing Street Fighter and reading Naruto. ----------------------------------- jonos Mon Jan 26, 2004 7:51 pm ----------------------------------- ahhh, i have no life, i have no life... it is a sad fact that someone would rather look for dan speak instead of study science for exams....ahhhh words (in alphabetical order, i hope): answers - awansers attempt - atmepted believe - bivle board - borad enough - enogth location - loaction message - measge multiple - muitupal opinion - opttion (im pretty sure that was opinion and not option, option wouldn't have made sense) perfect - perrfitk pictures - pictuchers thinking - thikining transparency - transparcenus variable - varbiles weird - wired that was posts 1-8 from his profile people, and i didn't take the ones that were almost spelt right. *bows* *bows* ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Jan 26, 2004 7:59 pm ----------------------------------- Thank you, jonos, you have done well. In alphabetical, and even left out the close calls... *bows* *bows* To quote Aragorn, son of Arathorn: No, you bow to noone. **bows to jonos** Here, have a couple hundred bits. ----------------------------------- shorthair Mon Jan 26, 2004 8:48 pm ----------------------------------- good Call on the lord of the rings quate it made my day , i call the last 2 pages , i want dans first posts , they will be up in an hour ----------------------------------- jonos Mon Jan 26, 2004 8:55 pm ----------------------------------- thank you thankyou, that's why i had so many bits. i checked my bits and was like: whoooaaa, so i went on a shopping spree and now have very little :( . maybe i will do some more just cause id rather do that then read about molecular compounds :zzz: ----------------------------------- jonos Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:34 pm ----------------------------------- i have nothing witty to say about why i have spent precious time searching for Dan's typos. i wasn't really sure about what the last 2 were that shorthair was talking about so i hope i didn't take any oh his. these are pages 9-15 and some are already in the dictionary, but like am/can. spelling, there are differences and sometimes maybe dan likes to have different spellings for his words... i don't really know. in alphabetical order to please mazer and his purse (!!) for the continued existence of my shopping needs: actually - achoaly addictive - adtive doubts - doutghs emoticons - emocticons (i know this is a close call but it reminds me way too much of an evil group of killer robots to leave it out!) :pde: graphics - graifks incredibly - inrdebly lately - lattey people - poleop (im not sure if i've seen this before in the dictionary, hmmm :think: ) perfect - perfuick (this cought my attention for the obvious close relation to a little known 4 letter word that begins with F :shocked: ) pictures - pichutre programme - progmae recommend - reamend secret - screet (close call i now, but...) usually - ushley and can anyone tell me what this means: :burn: , im a little confused ove r the jumping of that little creature... ----------------------------------- Maverick Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:39 pm ----------------------------------- It's a man with fiery diarrhea ----------------------------------- jonos Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:12 pm ----------------------------------- haha, very nice. i will use that from now on when i have to cut a post short cause my past meal needs expulsion. :burn: :D :burn: ----------------------------------- naoki Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:15 pm ----------------------------------- :wall: ugghh. i'd rather you post later, or just not post at all (let some comments slide y'know?), then post mid-way and then write "Oh sh*t i have to take one". that just kills credibility, see? ----------------------------------- Maverick Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:37 pm ----------------------------------- trouble > troble although > alougth ----------------------------------- shorthair Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:52 pm ----------------------------------- Hacker Dan > Dan Shadow its th original typo, we all know it , your the same person :wink: :wink: ----------------------------------- Mazer Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:36 pm ----------------------------------- Sorry shorthair, there's not nice way of saying this -- you're just wrong :P . First of all, that's not a typo. Second, the original typo in my Opinion would have to be "people" -> "poleop." Because even though it probably wasn't the first thing Dan spelled wrong, everywhere I go if I see the word "people" I think to myself "Damn, I can't believe the fool spelled 'poleop' wrong." (OK, that's an exagerration, but still). I hope I didn't sound too harsh, I just wanted to let you know the error of your ways before the diehard Dan followers get "all up in your face." :wink: ----------------------------------- shorthair Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:39 pm ----------------------------------- i bow in your eternal forgiveness , a joke gone terribly wrong ----------------------------------- jonos Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:44 pm ----------------------------------- so is hacker dan the same as dan shadow, cause this is confusing me, i need to get things straight. ----------------------------------- Paul Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:48 pm ----------------------------------- I dunno, shorthair has been saying they are the same, then I see posts saying they arn't the same... I usually stay out of confusing things... ----------------------------------- Mazer Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:49 pm ----------------------------------- Officialy: Yes. After much apparent confusion by others I have unofficially declared them to be one and the same, and so it is official (Dan Shadow is Hacker Dan's second personality that has much better skill in spelling). In Reality: What is reality? Just go with the what's official. :P ----------------------------------- Paul Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:57 pm ----------------------------------- reality? non-reality? official? unofficial? now I am much less confused... thanx. ----------------------------------- naoki Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:05 pm ----------------------------------- What is real? What is unreal? What is the Matrix? How do we know what we're experiencing isn't some .... program made by the Matrix? How do we know what we're feeling isn't a lie made up by a program? To have wool pulled over our eyes? Nobody can be ... told ... what is the Matrix .... ----------------------------------- McKenzie Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:06 pm ----------------------------------- It's kinda funny actually because the "shadow" is always talking about how he's a "real boy" and not a puppet anymore, but we all know. I think that when Dan get in his "shadow" personality he actualy doesn't realize he is, in fact, still good ol' Hacker Dan. ----------------------------------- jonos Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:07 pm ----------------------------------- i... don't really...... think.... that..... the..... answer..... is available....... outside........ of the inner........psychy ----------------------------------- Maverick Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:11 pm ----------------------------------- well i get it. Danshadow is jealous of Hacker Dan because he used the Dan name first. ----------------------------------- Paul Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:13 pm ----------------------------------- :clap: wow! brilliant observation, from out of the blue... :clap: ----------------------------------- jonos Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:13 pm ----------------------------------- no man, i think it's the other way around (?), hacker dan is jealous of dan shadow for using the dan name second... ----------------------------------- Maverick Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:16 pm ----------------------------------- well you are clearly mistaken. Since the dawn of time dan shadow has always been out to get hacker dan. ----------------------------------- shorthair Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:16 pm ----------------------------------- I loke it when new people that dont know the compsci history fight , ( seriously no offense , i seriously think you guys are awsome ) the truth , if you really wanna know , PM me and il tell ya , but i dont wann ruin anything for the newbies ----------------------------------- Paul Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:18 pm ----------------------------------- anyway, back to the topic of this topic, I think u people might find some typos of dans in that HUMONGOUS paragraph of his, in the spam section. ----------------------------------- jonos Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:19 pm ----------------------------------- im sick of looking for dan typos, he should submit his own to save us the work of looking through his 70 SOMETHING PAGES OF POSTS, ahhhhh. ----------------------------------- McKenzie Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:30 pm ----------------------------------- The problem is he doesn't see them as typos. ----------------------------------- jonos Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:31 pm ----------------------------------- i think someone should investigate the school he went to. i don't think they taught standard english. :D ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:19 pm ----------------------------------- Shorthair read the new rules , and was nice enoguh to donate all these typos to the book Thank yous are welcome Dont believe these are dans typos , go to his rules post and you will find every one of these following typos http://www.compsci.ca/v2/viewtopic.php?t=3151&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 repsoibitey = responsibility resosable = responsable fowereding = forwarding gratiey = garuntee pictuchers = pictures mprote = inapropriate conatact = content officive = offensive inintealy = intentionally banded = banned resostel = resort lattey = lately insutaly = instantly iggonr = ignore rquestes = requests posbaly = possibly intill = until delte = delete eltes = else waring = warning sondaly= suddenly flowed = followed importe = inapropriate exspace = escape connive = convince blive = believe sporting = supporting troble = trouble illigeae = illegal leag = lead aggested = against Atchemnts = attachments measge =message LOOK AT ALL THE ONES I FOUND ----------------------------------- Dan Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:20 pm ----------------------------------- how about insted of just looking for them, u make a verson with the right spellings so it will look better? ----------------------------------- Paul Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:21 pm ----------------------------------- I think you got the third one wrong anyway, but these are funny if you actually read them out loud. ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:24 pm ----------------------------------- nope i did a google on the third one , its fine ----------------------------------- Paul Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:26 pm ----------------------------------- seriously? I've always had trouble spelling it, thats why I tried it in spell check. ----------------------------------- Dan Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:28 pm ----------------------------------- how about insted of just looking for them, u make a verson with the right spellings so it will look better? that way poleop whould be able to read the rules and u whould have ur spelling error list..... ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:32 pm ----------------------------------- Tis being worked on right now , ----------------------------------- jonos Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:56 pm ----------------------------------- not to be an ass or anything but shorthair made some mistakes too (just one) :( . garuntee should be guarantee i think dan should be writing his own book: The Hacker Dan-speak Manifesto eh, eh ----------------------------------- Andy Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:01 pm ----------------------------------- maybe he spelt his own spelling wrong ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:01 pm ----------------------------------- okay after 178 miss spellings and 78 wrong uses , the new rules is complete sorry if i missed anything , i tried my best ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:04 pm ----------------------------------- I did not cheat by using spell scheck these were corrected in wordpad , and the count of mistakes came from a 15 line app i made , so when you press 1 , its count + 1 , to the typos , whne you press 2 its count + 1 for the miss use ----------------------------------- jonos Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:18 pm ----------------------------------- great job, but sorry to say, you did miss some, but who cares, nothing big. one problem though, i went to the ********** and it says that i am not "loged" in. has this been done on purpose. ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:25 pm ----------------------------------- Edid your post jonos thast for rule readers only ----------------------------------- Mazer Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:57 pm ----------------------------------- NOTE: Keep those submissions coming people, I would just like to request that if you choose to submit list of eight or more words, that you keep it in alphabetical order (sorted by "proper" spelling). Thanks. I'm sorry shorthair, I cannot accept your submission. ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:58 pm ----------------------------------- Mazer i worked for 20 mins collecting those , then i rewrote his entire 4 page post and fixed every grammer error and typo , right now i dont care if you dont accept it , i worked my ass off to make it look professional so when it gets put on teh regestration page , we dont get laughed at for not being able to spell , cut me some damn slack . ----------------------------------- Andy Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:23 pm ----------------------------------- well i sortted it... aggested = against atchemnts = attachments banded = banned blive = believe conatact = content connive = convince delte = delete eltes = else exspace = escape flowed = followed fowereding = forwarding gratiey = grantee iggonr = ignore illigeae = illegal importe = inappropriate inintealy = intentionally insutaly = instantly intill = until lattey = lately leag = lead measge =message mprote = inappropriate officive = offensive pictuchers = pictures posbaly = possibly repsoibitey = responsibility resosable = responsible resostel = resort rquestes = requests sondaly= suddenly sporting = supporting troble = trouble waring = warning ----------------------------------- shorthair Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:25 pm ----------------------------------- Thank you dodge , i appreciate that , youcan have all the credit forthe typos , ----------------------------------- Mazer Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:28 pm ----------------------------------- Good boy, shorthair. :wink: I'll add those and a few others to the dictionary tomorrow sometime if I get a chance. ----------------------------------- Dan Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:37 am ----------------------------------- Thank you dodge , i appreciate that , youcan have all the credit forthe typos , +1000 bits for the help, since some one eltes did it i was able to spened time woking on cTeam web site witch may be up as soon as monday! ----------------------------------- shorthair Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:40 am ----------------------------------- Thakns Dan , that is much appreciated , and thanks for putting time into the cTeam , ----------------------------------- Maverick Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:43 am ----------------------------------- Whoa thats alotta bits ----------------------------------- Andy Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:18 pm ----------------------------------- bugz has more ----------------------------------- shorthair Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:13 pm ----------------------------------- thats all right , im not lookin to be first just saving for a rainy day , ----------------------------------- the_short1 Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:00 pm ----------------------------------- yea.... id like it for someone to make Dans Book Of Typos available to buy again in shop.... since asok left you cnat buy no more :(