----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:46 pm Need a caption ----------------------------------- http://socr.uwindsor.ca/~coutso1/label.png I'm considering printing a sticker. I don't really like the text I have right now, so I'm opening the floor to you guys. I want something that will convey the whole "don't fucking touch the screen, dumbass" idea, preferrably without profanity. And it should sound warning label-y. And on that topic, anyone know where I can find vinyl cling that I can use with an inkjet printer? ----------------------------------- md Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:10 pm ----------------------------------- Do not touch Screen. Severe injury WILL result. Yes, that means you too numbnuts ----------------------------------- bugzpodder Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:21 pm ----------------------------------- whats wrong with touching the screen besides getitng peanut butter all over it? ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:34 pm ----------------------------------- Dead pixels, and being a jackass. ----------------------------------- bugzpodder Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:58 pm ----------------------------------- i love touching my laptop screen, it looks so cool with the graphics distorted in a sin wave like fashion ----------------------------------- md Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:06 pm ----------------------------------- You sir, are strange :P But even if YOU like to touch YOUR lcd, that doesn't mean the rest of us want your grubby hands all over our nice pristine lcds too ;-) ----------------------------------- ZeroPaladn Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:57 pm ----------------------------------- WARNING Any person caught touching the screen will be beaten and shot. Survivors will be prosecuted. ----------------------------------- Delos Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:54 pm ----------------------------------- Warning! Do not touch the screen. Failure to comply will result in kitten death. ----------------------------------- ZeroPaladn Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:39 pm ----------------------------------- Warning! Do not touch the screen. Failure to comply will result in kitten death. NOT THE KITTIES! On an on topic note... WARNING LCD screen under survailance. Beatdown upon your person is imminent if screen is touched**. ** Touching this screen includes, but is not limited to, poking, scratching, stroking, petting, tapping, flicking, and poking using an animate or inanimate object. ----------------------------------- Clayton Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:49 pm ----------------------------------- WARNING! Beware of cyber-guard dog, failing to do so will result in immediate e-mail to you of an intense virus/virii. ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:23 am ----------------------------------- W A R N I N G : Faulty wireing, Monitor is CHARGED: Sparks and Shocks upon touching screen. Will severly injure, and possibly kill you. ---you were warned--- oh and PS: everyones ok, there treated nothing to serious, and should be good to go in a month. .....and of course, lesson learned that hard way, again ((Regarding IRC earlier)) ----------------------------------- War_Caymore Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:52 am ----------------------------------- WARNING! Do not touch the LCD screen. You will be secretly castarated if failure to do so. On a lighter note... WARNING! Do not touch the LCD screen, failure to do so will result in the deletion of your WoW account (no refunds). ----------------------------------- ZeroPaladn Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:57 am ----------------------------------- WARNING! Do not touch the LCD screen. You will be secretly castarated if failure to do so. Thats a little harsh isnt it? WARNING! Do not touch the LCD screen, failure to do so will result in the deletion of your WoW account (no refunds). Now that is just plain cruel. :lol: ----------------------------------- Mazer Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:12 am ----------------------------------- OK, show of hands, who noticed the warning symbol showing a hand getting crushed? Not having access to tools for castrating, shocking, or feeding to animals wherever I may be, damage to the offending hand/wrist would be my best bet. This could be the downward force of a heavy textbook if I have one with me, or lacking that I could just apply a good reverse hand or second control. ----------------------------------- Clayton Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:43 am ----------------------------------- WARNING! Do not touch the screen if you value your hands they way they are. Failure to do so may result in a 50 pound encyclopedia (or similiar) "dropping" on your hands. ----------------------------------- ZeroPaladn Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:44 pm ----------------------------------- Fine. Be that way Mazer :P WARNING: LCD screen equiped with mechanical jaws. Touching the screen can result in severe injury to hands out of use of this aparatus. ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:09 pm ----------------------------------- Warning: Screen has residue of biological virus's. Do not touch screen as death is imminent. ----------------------------------- CodeMonkey2000 Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:55 pm ----------------------------------- WARNING touching scren causes eye cancer. touch at your own risk ----------------------------------- Mazer Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:45 pm ----------------------------------- I officially give up on all of you. ----------------------------------- Silent Avenger Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:12 pm ----------------------------------- Warning: Explosion hazard, please keep away. Risk of limb loss! Warning: Toxic materials. Please stay at least 5 feet away at all times. Warning: Keep away from children. That means you! Warning: Hot surface do not touch. Severe burns will result. Warning: Touching screen will result in broken limbs, punctured lungs, and hanging entrails. Don't touch! Warning: Screen is protected by electrical field. Attempting to touch screen will result in death. I'm not sure if you can use any of those Mazer and I'm not sure if any of them have already been said but at least I tried. ----------------------------------- md Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:01 pm ----------------------------------- WARNING: Spring-loaded, Bone crushing gears hidden in screen. ----------------------------------- Mazer Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:59 pm ----------------------------------- HINT: You have no reason to touch the screen, I have no reason to punch you in the face. ----------------------------------- Delos Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:13 pm ----------------------------------- ...and hanging end trails. Entrails, mayhaps? :lol: ----------------------------------- Silent Avenger Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:31 pm ----------------------------------- Thanks for pointing that out Delos, fixed.