----------------------------------- Barloq Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:47 pm Can I Start a Role Playing "Game" Here? ----------------------------------- If any of you guys know what I'm talking about, then good. If you don't you jump into the storyline and post as a character you made up in a story created by the first poster. Then you go on adventures and crap as you character. It's a bit like DND, except the only rule is that you can't kill any main characters without their permission. So, would I be allow to start one of these, admins? ----------------------------------- wtd Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:13 pm ----------------------------------- Though not an admin, I would have nothing against this, as long as it stays confined to a single thread in this forum, private messages, or communication off the forum. ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:39 pm ----------------------------------- That would be fine as long as it stays confined to a single thread in this forum, private messages, or communication off the forum. ----------------------------------- ZeroPaladn Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:42 pm ----------------------------------- I wouldn't mind joining in one of these, though it willbe hard using just one thread to do it all in (stuff like this normally requires a whole freaking forum to have fun with it) ----------------------------------- wtd Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:53 pm ----------------------------------- Honestly, from my experience, I suggest either conducting it via e-mail (Play by E-mail) or setting up an NNTP server. ----------------------------------- [Gandalf] Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:55 pm ----------------------------------- Err... If you don't mind my asking... What exactly is the point of "RPG threads"? I've always just brushed it off when I noticed these, thinking "Crazy weirdos with nothing better to do, pfft." Is there something I'm missing? :) ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:20 am ----------------------------------- I am "Xursian", a rogue from Laviathorn. I am a trained deadly assasin, master of poisions, and i pick herbs to create my ever growing potent poisons. King Vermithus orderd me to travel the barrens, seeking the most rare plant, capable of healing and blessing powers unimaginable. Badits are on the hunt, and as the most loyal, and deadly one man army, i was honored with such a task... And so, i began the hunt.... ----------------------------------- md Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:55 am ----------------------------------- I am "Xursian", a rogue from Laviathorn. I am a trained deadly assasin, master of poisions, and i pick herbs to create my ever growing potent poisons. King Vermithus orderd me to travel the barrens, seeking the most rare plant, capable of healing and blessing powers unimaginable. Badits are on the hunt, and as the most loyal, and deadly one man army, i was honored with such a task... And so, i began the hunt.... I, but a minor (unnamed) deity, see you set off on your adventure. Being in a particularly good mood I am loath to see you pick one of hte rarest and more beautiful flowers known. Thusly I reach down from the heavens and squish your puny body into a reddish paste. Having done a good deed for the day I retire to admiring things beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:00 am ----------------------------------- md you broke it! ----------------------------------- Dan Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:54 am ----------------------------------- I, Hacker Dan, looking out my window see TokenHerbz skiping down the street yelling somthing about being Xursian and stabing the air with a plastic dager. Cleary he is high on the "herbz" his name speaks of. Then md comes up to him with a baseball bat and beats TokenHerbz to the gorund. Md then retries to the the faithfull bar. I close the blinds on the window and go on with my day. ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:43 am ----------------------------------- lmao hackerdan, thought you loved me.. btw im drunk not high, (right now) hahahaha peace guys """"" xursian haunts md and hacket dan for life :) time for work, peace. ----------------------------------- Mazer Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:28 am ----------------------------------- Holy crap, the character you made is based on the Rogue class in World of Warcraft? ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:47 pm ----------------------------------- yeah if i was sober i could of made it alot better :( ----------------------------------- jack Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:29 pm ----------------------------------- I rolled a one on life :cry: ----------------------------------- bugzpodder Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:40 am ----------------------------------- I am a trained deadly assasin, sounds like Dan... :twisted: ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:02 pm ----------------------------------- dan uses traps to disable his opponants, id say hes a hunter! ----------------------------------- Dan Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:57 pm ----------------------------------- sigh, why dose role playing have to mean WoW and DnD. Dan is a cyborg bent on destorying M$ and making the world open sorce. ----------------------------------- md Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:26 pm ----------------------------------- Aargh! Cthulhu! ----------------------------------- MihaiG Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:54 pm ----------------------------------- I am Tfosorcim(tof-sor-cim) the Microsoft robot, all your linux's are belong to us! I am equiped with anti -piracy software and loads of annoying features. Look i can play solitare!. That is all, all will end tommorow! :twisted: ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:37 pm ----------------------------------- I am Tfosorcim(tof-sor-cim) the Microsoft robot, all your linux's are belong to us! I am equiped with anti -piracy software and loads of annoying features. Look i can play solitare!. That is all, all will end tommorow! :twisted: Added bold to mark the climax of lameness in the post. You think you're good? Roleplay a squirrel, damnit. I'm dead serious. Roleplay a squirrel and we'll sort out the people with a clue from the people who like to play Runescape at school during lunch. ----------------------------------- War_Caymore Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:43 am ----------------------------------- I thought this was going to be a serious topic but sence everyone is getting into the spirit of things.... I am Morgan, a Windows XP user, get continuosly frusturated from viruses, spyware, exe. He eventualy goes insane and is now bent on destroying the World Wide Web. ----------------------------------- Dan Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:28 pm ----------------------------------- Hacker Dan temparly teams up with Morgan and affter they have reboted serveal times luachs an atack on Tfosorcim. They pull there colective power together and send Tfosorcim an msn message with to many emoticons and a wink. Tfosorcim gets suck in an endless BOSD intill some one trips over his power cord thous rebooting him. ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:11 pm ----------------------------------- I, the squirrel in despert search of my beloved acorn... Travel the glaciers as the ice starts to melt... I risk dangers like no other, and i, Will have my acorn! To the death! ----------------------------------- MihaiG Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:46 pm ----------------------------------- Tofsorcim, runs on solar power, during the day, and uses re-chargeblae NiMH batteries at night, he is a unstoppable perpetual motion machine. He has no power cords, connecting him to power supplies, only solar panels incased in bullet proof materials with non- stick coating preventing someone painting the top. I am a unbeatable machine. I have gained self awareness. I am now looking for Sarah Connor. :twisted: :lol: ----------------------------------- Dan Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:03 am ----------------------------------- Turns out Tofsorcim's batterys where bougth off dell........boooooooom ----------------------------------- Tony Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:50 am ----------------------------------- Don't you mean Sony? :? I saw a squirrel, it went like this! *immitates Gir immitating a squirrel* ----------------------------------- War_Caymore Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:30 pm ----------------------------------- I, the squirrel in despert search of my beloved acorn... Travel the glaciers as the ice starts to melt... I risk dangers like no other, and i, Will have my acorn! To the death! complete ripoff of iceage :D Morgan finds a USB 2.0 port in the side of Tofsorcim and secretly insalls Windows ME onto his CPU. he then gets random errors telling him to re-install ME. The CPU overheats and shusts itself down. if one hour, he boots back up again, and the same error occurs. Rinse, repeat. ----------------------------------- Dan Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:07 pm ----------------------------------- Don't you mean Sony? :? Dell buys there batterys from sony, so either way.....booooom. ----------------------------------- Mazer Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:08 pm ----------------------------------- I, the squirrel in despert search of my beloved acorn... Travel the glaciers as the ice starts to melt... I risk dangers like no other, and i, Will have my acorn! To the death! Creativity is why you fail at life. C'mon, man! ----------------------------------- axej Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:23 pm ----------------------------------- I saw a squirrel, it went like this! *immitates Gir immitating a squirrel* yes! invader zim!! ----------------------------------- md Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:57 pm ----------------------------------- I, the squirrel in despert search of my beloved acorn... Travel the glaciers as the ice starts to melt... I risk dangers like no other, and i, Will have my acorn! To the death! Creativity is why you fail at life. C'mon, man! What do you expect? I bet he rolled a natual one for life. ----------------------------------- TokenHerbz Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:03 am ----------------------------------- those without ambitions, do not fail... ----------------------------------- MihaiG Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:36 pm ----------------------------------- unfortunately, i tfosorcim the wise has already changed his batteries after the dell recall, he now has new batteries that are sealed in a titanium case and are impenetrable. he now has sent a column of brainwashed programmer to capture the cyborg, HackerDan, and interrogate him about the whereabouts of "The book of Dan". Muwuahahhaah :twisted: ----------------------------------- Dan Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:15 pm ----------------------------------- Unfrontly the team of brainwashed progamers came form the lowest deepths of the turing help section and spend most of the time beging random peoleop to do there HW for them so they can have free time to hunt down dan. Tho even when they venture outside the world of turing to capture dan they get lost in a sea of comand line compliers witch just don't seem to have a run buttion anywhere to be found. ----------------------------------- MihaiG Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:25 pm ----------------------------------- hmm, Dan has grown wise, it seems i must take a more brute force approach?*cough*pun*cough. I SUMMON ALL THE PROGRAMMERS OF MICROSOFT TO HUNT DOWN DAN!! A fiery crack open from the ground, flames and magma shoot up in the air. a army of programmer starts marching out swinging xbox controller flails/maces. while some wielding disk launchers armed with Windows ME! muwuahahah. and who should lead the army, non other than Bill Gates!! an army of 50 million programmers marches out and the fiery pits close the hunt begins :twisted: ----------------------------------- Clayton Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:26 pm ----------------------------------- Fortunately, I T-Bor (yay creativity!) show tfosorcim through the command-line compilers straight to..... the IDE! There, tfosorcim gets lost in the idea of projects, and features of IDEs not the language itself. I then send an exploit to all of those Winders programmers, while they *try* to deal with their malfunctioning software, I rush Dan to safety. ----------------------------------- Mazer Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:19 pm ----------------------------------- You know you suck at roleplaying when you're worse than bloodninja... ----------------------------------- Clayton Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:05 am ----------------------------------- Was that directed at me, or everyone here in general?