----------------------------------- Tony Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:13 pm I love my Mac, the song ----------------------------------- http://www.ilovemymacthesong.com/files/page0_1.jpg Listen to the song whenever I want, to plug in a peripheral it recognizes it right away I dont have to sweat, and pray for a small miracle its just great for me Im as happy as can be and I have better productivity I love my Mac cuz its so dependable, so sensible so beautiful oh its the only one for me repeat theres never a need, to think about security, trojan horses and viruses they dont stand a chance, they are such a rarity its just working fine I have such peace of mind and theres a bond of a special kind I love my Mac cuz its so dependable, so sensible so beautiful oh its the only one for me repeat any software I use, is always so reliable and I can find almost anything forums chat groups message boards and newsgroups are commendable its all there for me its one big happy family of Mac enthusiasts from sea to sea I love my Mac cuz its so dependable, so sensible so beautiful oh its the only one for me repeat iPods, Macdraw, Appletalk, Powerbooks iTunes, Quicktime, Final Cut, Appleworks iMacs, Panther, Firewire, USB iMovie iChat and iDvd but the greatest one for me its been the answer to my dreams its the best app in the land the funnest program ever known to man why, Garage Band I love my Mac cuz its so dependable, so sensible, so beautiful oh its the only one for me repeat ----------------------------------- Neo Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:17 pm ----------------------------------- Thats sad... ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:22 pm ----------------------------------- Macs are just that good. I don't see any "I love windows os" songs floating around.. ----------------------------------- Boo-chan Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:10 pm ----------------------------------- If that's a sample of the singing ability of Mac users, I guess I'll pass. ----------------------------------- Dan Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:32 pm ----------------------------------- >Sung to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie." > > A Long, long, time ago, I can still remember > How UNIX used to make me smile... > And I knew that with a login name > That I could play those unix games > And maybe hack some programs for a while. > But February made me shiver > With every program I'd deliver > Bad news on the doorstep, > I couldn't take one more spec... > I can't remember getting smashed > When I heard about the system crash > And all the passwords got rehashed > The Day That UNIX Died... > And I was singing: > > Chorus: > Bye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi > Gave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high, > The boys on the board were sayin' "kill this, goodbye." Singin' > this'll be the day that I die... This'll be the day that I die > > Did you write the new games shell > And do you have faith in the manual? > If b: Dennie tells you so... > Well, do you believe in UNIX C > Can hacking save you memory > And can you tell me why vi's so slow > Well, I know that you're in love with C > 'Cause I saw your code on UNIX B > You just kicked off your shoes > Man, you cleaned up every kludge! > > I was a lonely young computer geek > With a program due 'most every week > But I guess that I was meant to freak > The Day That UNIX Died > And I was singin: > > (chorus) > > Well, for ten weeks we've been in this class > The professor really is an ass. > But that's not how it used to be... > When Ira Pohl taught in CIS 12 > And user limits could go to hell > And there was still space on UNIX C. > And while the board was looking 'round > The Chancellor brought the budget down > The classes were adjourned > Evaluations weren't returned > > And while Huffman read a book by Pohl > The CIS board made some prof's heads roll > And we wrote programs that weren't whole > The Day That UNIX Died > And we were singin'... > > (chorus) > > Helter skelter in the summer swelter > I went in the lab to find some shelter > Ninety degrees and risin' faaaaaasst!!! > C stayed up for ten whole days > The hackers really were amazed > Wonderin' how long it all would last. > Well, both the forums were really great > Nobody got us all irate > We had a stroke of luck > The system did not duck > > 'Cause the hackers kept their code real clean > The UNDR-shell was really keen > Do you recall what was the scene > The Day That UNIX Died > And we were singin... > (chorus) > > Our programs were all in one place, > UNIX had run out of space > With no time left to start again... > So, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, > Use every programming trick > 'Cause UNIX may soon crash again... > And as I watched the system fill > My login process would be killed. > The system just went down > Consternation up at Crown"!!! > > The hours went on into the night > And all that we could do was rite > I saw Dennie laughing with delight > The Day That UNIX Died > And he was singin'... > > (chorus) > > I met a girl who sang the blues > And I asked her for some stat lab news > But she just cursed and said "grow up" > I went down through the stat lab door > Where I'd learned of UNIX years before > But the man there said that UNIX wasn't up > And in the halls the students screamed, > The majors cried and the hackers dreamed, > But not a word was spoken > The Vaxes all were broken > > And the three folks I admire most > The Father, Frank, and a. G.'s ghost > They caught the last train for the coast > The Day That UNIX Died > And they were singin... > > So bye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi > Gave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high. > The boys on the board were sayin' "kill this, goodbye" Singin' this'll > > be the day that I die... ----------------------------------- Dan Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:34 pm ----------------------------------- Oh and there is a windows song tony: http://home.no.net/tkbray/TKB-Error_Error_(Windows_sucks).mp3 ----------------------------------- Mazer Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:57 pm ----------------------------------- I'm going to write an Operating System called Dave, just so I can sing this every time it boots up. Daves I know Bruce: ----------------------------------- MysticVegeta Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:25 pm ----------------------------------- Wow poeple are left with only 1 way to sell their OS now... songs....? that is sad.... ----------------------------------- Boo-chan Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:31 pm ----------------------------------- Well, there is always pretty [url=http://www.heavenanime.org/spgm/index.php?spgmGal=Os-tan/Xp-Tan&spgmPic=7&spgmFilters=#pic]pictures(slightly NSFW) ----------------------------------- Tony Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:06 pm ----------------------------------- (slightly NSFW) I have that as my work wallpaper and you know it Boo ----------------------------------- brenn Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:31 pm ----------------------------------- I think I can safely say I sing better than that... ----------------------------------- Hikaru79 Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:54 am ----------------------------------- Oh and there is a windows song tony: http://home.no.net/tkbray/TKB-Error_Error_(Windows_sucks).mp3 Aaw... the link seems to be dead :( Do you have another? I can't pass up listening to that :P ----------------------------------- djlenny_3000 Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:30 pm ----------------------------------- Ah good old macs i love em.... just can;t stand apple for the ipod mini v1 Im on number 4 and counting ----------------------------------- Brightguy Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:35 pm Re: I love my Mac, the song ----------------------------------- And here's a [url=http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wmv]movie on the flip side. ([url=www.happynowhere.net/mac_parody.php]website) A bit of language but it should be work-safe (unless you work at Apple).