----------------------------------- beard0 Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:56 pm Programming joke ----------------------------------- Content not quite appropriate for compsci.ca tone, so click if you'd like. http://bash.org/?572509 ----------------------------------- Neo Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:51 pm ----------------------------------- Is that real or setup? Funny, nonetheless. :lol: :lol: ----------------------------------- TheFerret Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:13 pm ----------------------------------- Hahaha, that is very funny... Nice find... P.S. The reply button is not showing right... ----------------------------------- codemage Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:43 am ----------------------------------- That's funny. :lol: ----------------------------------- MihaiG Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:11 pm ----------------------------------- heh nice.... here some nice binary jokes there are 10 kinds of people in the world. THose who understand binary and those who dont binary is as easy as 1, 10, 11 this a funny linux ..flash animation http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment.do?attachmentId=305&ts=1130878991369&s=EB8AD624BD4B652ECBBDDCBD8AE66BDF79A442BA i like this one...preatty accurate i know some other jokes but none come to mind or i cant remeber the right wording so they dont make sens :-( ----------------------------------- beard0 Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:19 pm ----------------------------------- binary is as easy as 1, 10, 11 I love that one. :lol: ----------------------------------- codemage Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:29 am ----------------------------------- Those first two are quite good, El. ----------------------------------- Andy Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:54 pm ----------------------------------- lol that joke has been around since i first joined compsci.. i dont even remember when that was ----------------------------------- jamonathin Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:09 pm ----------------------------------- lol that joke has been around since i first joined compsci.. i dont even remember when that was *cough* Joined: 03 Apr 2003 *hack* *cough* :lol: ----------------------------------- Mazer Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:47 pm ----------------------------------- lol that joke has been around since i first joined compsci.. i dont even remember when that was If you mean the 10 kinds of people joke, it's actually been around much longer than that. I wouldn't be surprised if it's older than you. But that can't count for much... I mean, what are you, 9? 10 years old, now? :? ----------------------------------- rizzix Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:53 pm ----------------------------------- :P ----------------------------------- brenn Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:57 pm ----------------------------------- xD Funny. ----------------------------------- MihaiG Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:13 pm ----------------------------------- INFIDEL!!*smack*...i am 15 ....pawn... :twisted: ...now do 50 push-ups...for ur infidelity! :twisted: :roll: ----------------------------------- Mazer Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:25 am ----------------------------------- I was talking to Andy... Suggestion for v3: if people want to use more than one emoticon in a post, they must pay something like 25 bits (may vary depending on how the new bit economy works out) for each additional emoticon. 100 bits each for multiple animated emoticons. ----------------------------------- Tony Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:06 am ----------------------------------- Sweet suggestion Coutsos, also for words that are all in CAPS. ----------------------------------- beard0 Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:31 am ----------------------------------- Sweet suggestion Coutsos, also for words that are all in CAPS. GOOD IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ----------------------------------- Tony Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:01 pm ----------------------------------- oh yeah, and if the user doesn't have enough bits to cover the requirements of the post, that user will be banned. Sorry beard0 ;) ----------------------------------- beard0 Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:09 pm ----------------------------------- ;) As text, I noticed. :) ----------------------------------- Boo-chan Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:09 pm ----------------------------------- Would the charge still apply if we just posted the ASCII equivalents? oO ----------------------------------- [Gandalf] Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:39 pm ----------------------------------- [/mistaken spam post] :lol: Anyways, good suggestions all around! ----------------------------------- Mazer Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:37 pm ----------------------------------- Would the charge still apply if we just posted the ASCII equivalents? oO We're still in discussions about this one. I'm thinking that ridiculously spammed ASCII emoticons means a run through the gauntlet. EDIT: ( :wink: ) ----------------------------------- MysticVegeta Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:42 pm ----------------------------------- -100 bits for people who want to post the devil smily ----------------------------------- [Gandalf] Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:02 pm ----------------------------------- http://www.compsci.ca/bbs/files/devil.gifhttp://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4434/devil8lb.gifhttp://www.compsci.ca/bbs/files/devil.gif So how do you do ascii smilies? It converts them to the graphics automatically, no? ----------------------------------- brenn Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:31 pm ----------------------------------- To avoid typing in all CAPS, people might start to type SOMETHINg LIKe THIs.... :/ ----------------------------------- Boo-chan Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:59 pm ----------------------------------- "] So how do you do ascii smilies? It converts them to the graphics automatically, no? You just have to click the little box that disables the smilies.... :) :D :) :( :o ----------------------------------- Tony Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:47 am ----------------------------------- SOMETHINg LIKe THIs still over 80% caps. banned :x ----------------------------------- codemage Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:01 am ----------------------------------- AlL CaPs StIlL iSn'T aS aNnOyInG aS aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. ----------------------------------- [Gandalf] Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:45 pm ----------------------------------- I see now, excellent :), I've gotten so used to ignoring that part of the screen... Wow, great work codemage! ----------------------------------- beard0 Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:01 pm ----------------------------------- AlL CaPs StIlL iSn'T aS aNnOyInG aS aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. How about if more than 50% of the words have capitals after the first letter, or if more than 80% or the words begin with a capital? ----------------------------------- Notoroge Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:26 pm ----------------------------------- AlL CaPs StIlL iSn'T aS aNnOyInG aS aLtErNaTiNg CaPs.LOL! OMG! HAHA! WTF! UR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNIE! ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:42 pm ----------------------------------- Me, too! ----------------------------------- Boo-chan Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:04 pm ----------------------------------- AlL CaPs StIlL iSn'T aS aNnOyInG aS aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. HoW aBoUt ThIs? ----------------------------------- MihaiG Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:28 pm ----------------------------------- A X0Rs 5t0p Z@t |\|00 |3 5 ..... how bout typing horribly incorrect in "1337" :twisted: :roll: ----------------------------------- brenn Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:56 pm ----------------------------------- HoW aBoUt ThIs? That looks like magazine and newspaper clipouts... ----------------------------------- Mazer Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:30 pm ----------------------------------- typing horribly incorrect in "1337" Speaking of redundant... ----------------------------------- da_foz Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:42 pm ----------------------------------- Why do geeks get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because OCT31 = DEC25 ----------------------------------- person Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:07 pm ----------------------------------- OCT31 = DEC25 i honestly dont get that ----------------------------------- wtd Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:25 pm ----------------------------------- OCT31 = DEC25 i honestly dont get that OCT = octal = base 8 math. In base 8, "31" represents the same quantity as "25" does in decimal. ----------------------------------- Martin Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:49 pm ----------------------------------- Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I'll have a rum and cojdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu" "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He's not null-terminated." ----------------------------------- Martin Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:54 pm ----------------------------------- Or the ever famous "Is Windows a Virus" No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: They replicate quickly. (Okay, Windows does that) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. (Okay, Windows does that) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. (Okay, Windows does that, too) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. (Sigh... Windows does that, too) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware. (Yup, that's with Windows, too) Until now it seems, Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So, Windows is not a virus! ----------------------------------- beard0 Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:40 am ----------------------------------- So, Windows is not a virus! I can't believe this is the first time I'm seeing this. Brilliant.