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"Rap" Battle

Author:  Dauntless [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:55 pm ]
Post subject:  "Rap" Battle

All right guys, in the spirit of intelligent spam, I want to start a rap fight. You can flame all those people you've been meaning to flame, or just poke at your friends.

Rules:
1. Must have rhyming scheme
2. Don't be immature, like with the three-letter-word game

More rules may be added.

Alright, let me start it off:

Jonos
your poetry is so cliche
You're putting in words
like numbers in an array
you've got an order
but you don't make sense
I think you'd be better off
staying in silence
What's this stuff about the EU (see Drama Queen, Diary of an Angst-filled)
Man, I see right through you
Your interpretation of politics
is so hound-and-horny (see A Clockwork Orange)

Nothing personal, lol. I'm not entirely serious about your poetry being bad, just your political views.


also

Naoki
You're the LKFsta
Nobody gives a ****
about your stupid little thread-a (j/p)
Google says you're a hot girl
If only they knew the truth
cuz the sad reality is
you'd only be a customer
if you worked a kissing booth.

Lame, I know, but hey, I take one for the thread.

MOD EDIT: potentially worthwhile, hence the sticky. but you're insulting me more with your poor rhyme scheme than the lyrics themselves

Dauntless edit: You know this thread be hot.. And just cuz I jump a line in the rhyming scheme doesn't make it bad, yo. Forget the un uniformity too. It's all part of being a badass. yeeaaaaaah yeehaah

Author:  jonos [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:09 pm ]
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Dauntless:
Your political views
Is the illist use,
of ignorance,
that you can produce.
I don't conform,
To your convolutions,
So now i be saying,
"I am the revolution."
Your angst is not real,
It is so bad,
Kick me in the yarbles (touche!!!!)
It's a fading fad.
You think you have biatches,
All up with your dawgs
But really now g,
They're whores like yo moms.
Now stop the g hating,
I'll now get my uzi,
To do you on street corners,
Like I do little lucy.
UHHHHH

Maverick:
You promote counter strike,
But really I own,
Cause all you clan dogs,
Can't reap what I sow,
You go watch your porn,
And I masturbate,
You promote Elisha Cuthbert,
And made me spill my seeds.
dig it doggggg

Author:  Dauntless [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:12 pm ]
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Jonos please
your rap is like venereal disease
unpleasant and runny
its just a big mess
I wish you would stop
at my behest

But props for reading,
the orange like a clock
After this rap, I will cease to mock
you, because you've picked such a book
my rap is done
you're off the hook

Author:  jonos [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:15 pm ]
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yo dauntless,
no mo hating,
i have my opinion,
so don't be berating,

but yes i read,
books so that cool,
cause real rappers like me,
try to go to school

my yarbles are blue now,
cause im not even thinking,
of what will come next
when my rhymes are sinking

""that had no effort, im not liable for its crappy content, i can do better.

Author:  Mazer [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:17 am ]
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I don't mean to turn this into irrelevant spam, but dauntless your rap reminds me of the robot in the beginning of Chrono Trigger.
that... robot wrote:

My name is [can't remember name]
I have metal joints.
Beat me up and earn
15 silver points!

Laughing

Author:  jonos [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:57 am ]
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you play snes
roms are like crap
the real thing is
like to the face a slap

it is much better
as you will see
the controller is the shiznit
nintendo is holy

roms are illegal
like my sick rhymes
you play on the things
acquired through crime

instance of a a
now what now you got
nothing but hard drive sectors
that hold crap and what not

id rather have dawg
the cartridge so that
i can partake in
some ultra-violence, not crap

uhhhhh

Author:  Maverick [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:56 pm ]
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jonos
your rhymes are irrelevant
they make little sense
all i hear is jibba jabba
its makin me tense

you say your good at CS
but that shit is all talk
when you see me play
all you can do is gawk

(Sorry for the bad rap, I'm white ehat can i do?)
No offense jonos all in fun

Author:  jonos [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:41 pm ]
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yo maverick don't try
my rhymes are pwning
so quick and be gone
i alone owning

all you biatches
insanity is you
im white and im skinny
and i also love jews

your rhymes are symbolic
of stepping down spain
not able to re assess
the values of terrorist gain

but now i must stop
ludwig van is now calling
ill listen in my bedroom
while my enemies are sprawling

i have more biatches
then you will every have
unless you count yo' mamma
but that is damn sad

my rhymes are irrelevant
but i don't really care
they make sense to me
cuase this is my lair

and all in good fun
yall must understand
but i still rape your asses
IM KING OF THIS LAND!!!!

haha, this is fun

Author:  Dauntless [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:23 pm ]
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Both of you stop
Cuz the point you're missing
the gift of rhyme
and the art of dissing
is not limited to those dark in skin tone
I'm Chinese
and I will pwn

What's the deal with this CS trashtalk?
Its just a game boys, and a simple one too
You can talk the talk, maybe you can walk the walk
But in the end, its a computer game, fools

Jonos, man, enough about Spain
Everybody knows about the bomb on the train
It's all a mess now? You'll hafta explain
Don't be so abstract cuz it gives me a migraine

And Naoki ever since you became a mod
All your power has gone to your head
Come on man, you know you're not like that
If the price is selling out I'll stay like this instead

Author:  jonos [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:36 pm ]
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the gift of rhyme is in me,
your ignorance prevents you,
from acknowledging me,

i am abstract
my art is my pride
you need to circumvent my meaning
or you won't stay my tide

cs is not just a game
its full of life's ideals
kill or be killed biatches
or masturbate like me and chimeres

im a stupid caucasian
i recognize my ignorance - and yours
but you can't cut me down
you can only cut down my whores

naoki is a power hungry fiend
compsci needs a commission
to investigate his bias towards
those who think his lkf isn't bi*chin'

dauntless... man...
your rhymes are like english [class]
it goes right in my one ear
and out the other and up your ass

dauntless
your rhymes are cliche (!!!!)
i can copy them easy
cause you don't got nothing
that can counter my pleasing.

after this, im going to start using proper grammar. rapping sounds better without stupid bad grammar and ghetto words. humpgh

Author:  Paul [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:02 pm ]
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http://www.funs.co.uk/lyrics/a301.html

Author:  Maverick [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:14 pm ]
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You say your an asian
but you can never compete
uou have a shit style
you have a shit beat

The words you speak are reckless
your about to run a muck
but im gonna stop you there my friend
but really who gives a F*ck?

You want a role model
of the asian rap
CKY has a rapper
who beats all of your crap.

"I can kick you, higher then you can kick me. I can kick you way up into a tree"

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:41 pm ]
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cky sucks too much
to be mentioned on these boards
id rather listen to frusciante
and eat velocal raptors

your ignorance is apparent
to the gift of some people
who make good music
bad music is evil

its senseless to think
that cky is good
you could listen to britney
and masturbate in your hood

don't bash me now
cause im a caucasian
don't even bash dauntless
cause he is an asian

experimental music owns your shit
what the fuck is up with cky
they suck and other stuff
they don't even try

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:50 pm ]
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you can't touch me naoki
you should not be poking
im high in the sky as lamerz
now you can't stop being haterz

no one reads lkf
its too long and messed
except me of course
the only literate political force

i rap down town
i wrap up the crown
i am the king, you my subjects
but another adjective for you is rejects

listen to my lesson
and learn it well
i am the master
and you can't stop hell

im making the answer
up as i rap
but there isn't a question
that i can't out map

i own a strip club
you use up all your money on my girls
but you can't get nothing dauntless
because no one likes your murals

i use my microphone as a weapon
to do you all harm
i incite hate against
those who rearm

i use different structures
for lots of my raps
you can't match that biatches
because your syllabus is crap

Author:  Paul [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:55 pm ]
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that last one kinda was crap
but the first one was some crazy rap.

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:01 pm ]
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what the hell is up
thats not crap
you just can't do this
you just can't rap

you bash others
who have the talent
of rapping and knowing
what is the meaning of being catholic

hide your ignorance
of the true rhyming
back that shit up dawg
and get better timing

...now that one sucked, there you go now you can say that this one sucked but the other one was still better

Author:  Paul [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:02 pm ]
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this one was better than the last one...

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:05 pm ]
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your supposed to rap in here, dawg, <<<and use wigger sspeak

Author:  Maverick [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:41 pm ]
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You ahve obviosuly never heard the CKY chinese rap foo.
And way to rhyme cacasian with asian Laughing

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:49 pm ]
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im spitting out the rhymes
while you're giving me dimes
im using the street corner
to surpass the james horner

Author:  Paul [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:53 pm ]
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because I can't rap crap and
because of the lack of asian rap.

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:27 pm ]
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yo jiggas with the rice
now that is nice
ill watch the azn sensations
bleed from menstruation

asian girls are hot
the last samurai one is to yoh
and that is the best
it beats the rest

Author:  Dauntless [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:06 pm ]
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Jonos, dammit
you're hogging the thread
let some other people rap
don't write every thought in your head

And paulbian, nice job with the pics
too bad its already been done
when you said:
"that last one kinda was crap
but the first one was some crazy rap."
You used cheap rhymes, not even fun
But props to your spirit,
even if it wasn't clear
what you meant by "first one"
there's many posts here
So clarify, if you please
and while you're at it
Tell some people about this thread
So we can keep this fire lit

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:10 pm ]
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im tired as shit
im all up in it
im trying to pee
cause i haven't for a week

my eyes are now drooping
and my butt is a -pooping
but i don't want to give in
to the sleep, my vision spins

its like everytime
i close my eyes i die
because i forget to breath
and the i start climbing trees

and now to make everything
relate to the original intentions of this thing
i shall now flame incessantly
at those people immature prepubescantly

paddylong
never pm me again
i may just resend
the same message all over again

cervantes
what is up with sega
its bad so reconsider
trading it for a system thats betta

maverick
you need some new music
cky is something pubic
they and there music is stupid

jonos
what the fuck is up with this
you have to go to sleep and piss
and brush your teeth and reminisce

peace out (within reason)

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:15 pm ]
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keep the fire lit
unquote of dauntless
we need to exemplify this shit
and show the world our jaundice

where is dan's misspelled rap
and where is tony's rapping vb apps
and where is shorts pac man beats
and where is that lkf creep?

where is homer's trigonometry
and where is catalyst's polygamy (?)
and where is maverick's unending spam
and where is the mirror of hacker dan

im hogging this thread
because i am the best
im furthering my skills
im beating my chest

i use words in my rhymes
because that is the norm
dauntless uses jibberish
cause it is good form

ahjuctablelation
i make up words
gyublantanty
im done making up words

Author:  Dauntless [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:16 pm ]
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Jebus, your raps are simplistic
I don't give a shit if you haven't taken a crap
The secret is to be elaborate
Too bad talent doesn't come on tap

Man Jonos, you're a quantity over quality man
You even try to rap while you're sitting on the can
How do you do it, with a keyboard that is wireless?
I could "rap" forever man, my rap psyche is tireless

Scheisse, we need more people to rap.

Author:  jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:24 pm ]
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big words time

i base my theories on evidence
so now you know i am correct
you think you're raps are guided by providence
but really we have to re elect

you say my rhymes don't come on tap
you juxtapose yourself next to ignorance
so incorrect is you in your raps
your state of being doesn't stand a chance

you say im simplistic
but my soul is bared free
that just shows im realistic
to the thoughts that are inside of me

you probably meant vise versa man,
in line 5 of your spew
i forgive you now cause you're raps are spam
but that doesn't mean you're safe to lose

i elaborate all over my keyboard
which is why my raps are long
as is my foto, unlike yours
read roots and you will know my song

Author:  Dauntless [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:30 pm ]
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Dude, large word substitution is insufficient
Your knowledge of word definitions is deficient
It's lame to rhyme for the sake of rhyming
Saying we need to re-elect, man stop whining
It was a lame line, don't be so desperate
Also, you should stop rapping as you defecate
Because you need to look with the eye that can see
You've misread a line that was written by me
"Too bad talent doesn't come on tap"
Clearly I was suggesting your lack thereof
I forgive your inability to make good rap
In the game of rap compared to you I'm clearly above

Author:  jonos [ Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:20 am ]
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because you alarm me with your rhyme
i begin to see you as degenerative slime
your handle of words may be astounding
but that doesn't excuse your lack of rebounding

ive misled you with my many songs
while you sit and make one in times so long
i can freestyle and im as clever as stalin
so don't harrang me when you're the one falling

i call my style a defecate rap
its another sure sign i can multi task
in the game of rap, you're clearly below
for renewed talent, your seeds you should sow

Author:  Dauntless [ Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:30 pm ]
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Frickin Jonos
get outta here
your rap is crap
shit, it's pretty clear
It's just me and you rapping
and you give us a bad name
So let down your facade
and quit playing charades
You cannot rap
You cannot rhyme
Your words are lame
Time after time
Give it up man
and go recruit
You're ejected,
you've got the boot

Author:  jonos [ Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:42 pm ]
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im not rejected
nor am i bad
my raps are respected
all the way to islamabad
you have a lack of thought
and a lack of knowledge
you have been caught
now return to college
go and study phys-ed
like a postal worker
and ill be getting head
while i restage your murder
you aren't respected
you have to re-iterate
you've been rejected
too scared to consumate
frickin dauntless shit
this isn't a joke
stop trying to reminisce
of a time when you weren't a bloke
obviously you rhymes are compiled
with solemnity over quality
you should be banned, not reconciled
the laws are broken, there is no sanctity

i have real horrowshow groodies, uhh.

Author:  jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:42 am ]
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i know ive drained you
as far as i can... tell
you know ive met you
i made you resell

i know ive made you
its been that way... now
you know i told you
that you can't hold smell

wild, wild forces
couldn't frag me away
wild, wild forces
we'll snide them some day

-sung to wild horse by the rolling stones, im in a mellow and depressed mood right now, humph

Author:  jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:33 am ]
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hangin out on compsci at 1:30
on maverick and wtd are online
that doesn't mean that what im doing's dirty
it just means that my life is benign

Author:  Maverick [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:35 am ]
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jonos im fu*king tired
stop messaging me
you wont STFU
now go masturbate in a tree

^ old news story, guys alibi was that he was masturbating in a tree.

Author:  jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:38 am ]
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yo maverick, cut the crap
your bad words are insulting
you shouldn't use them in your raps
it makes you appear revolting
ill spam you through pm's
there is no blocking option
if you don't reply, ill resend
you better tread with cautian
you think your tired
but its me who is
you are not wired
like i am from lack of sleep and lack of shiz

Author:  naoki [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:32 pm ]
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jesus kiddies leave this topic alone
your stupid, rhyming blithering
makes me want to break all your bones
these rhymes show your smarts are withering

dammit jonos you're treating this topic
like every other cept you rhyme
i hate you like "hello" hates andy roddick
do something cool to take up your time

Author:  jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:08 pm ]
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edited, i felt bad in my own cleverness

Author:  Maverick [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:15 pm ]
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jonos get on your knees
you floorcleaning applepie
you love gettin mud in the face
always beggin for more

your always messaging me
that canary wont fly
STFU n00b
You like it good friend, dont lie

w0rd.

EDIT: that's a lot of profanity. this is a little better

Author:  jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:02 pm ]
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editted, i felt bad

Author:  jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 11:48 pm ]
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maverick
you've got to settle down
when someone does something you don't like
you don't have to cry and frown
i know i act immaturely
so that is my excuse
but at least i don't go and cry to
an admin when im abused
you lack of being able to
distinguish joke from threat
is making you seem stupid
so please control your pms

s3nt3nc3

Author:  Dauntless [ Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:08 am ]
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And so Naoki comes from out of the blue
Bringing words that flame that speak so true
The massacre of Jonos mildly disappoints
The first-degree burns he can easily anoint
Cuz the words didn't cut so very deep
I'm sure he won't cringe, he'll still be able to sleep
Come on Naoki, your mind is polluted
I expected a rap that was much less diluted
I won't mind if the next one's convoluted
Even if your mastery of English can be refuted
Stop complaining about this thread
You know this and LKF should be wed

Author:  jonos [ Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:29 am ]
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naoki
i don't care what the hell you say
your lack of gift for this makes you gay
you cannot flame me without any substance
your wells of ignorance are your sufferance
i know of my certain immaturities
you don't have to point them out in fake mastery
you flame as if your mind's all in it
but that doesn't work in this instance
my wells of spam belies whats underneith
my intelligence is in of what i speak
your definition of cool is debatable
cause you make up stories that leave people insatiable
your lack of plot and your lack of proof
make stupid white men seem the immortal truth
when next time you decide to flame
don't think so much and this you won't instigate
and then because of that you won't shed tears
revel in your ignorance and ultra-violent fears

Author:  jonos [ Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:40 pm ]
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the lack of rhyming is shocking
your mass of slacking is a mocking
dauntless you're gone, what did you do
you refuse to hang in your own hood, foo
your needs are superficial
your absence is beneficial
but that doesn't stop the rap from cometh
and it helps me feel pride when i utter this
you admit defeat in the fight you started
im shocked and appaled that you'd act retarded
your asinine actions are overwhelming
to the brain's region that converts shit to bounty
i can't rap when im all alone
when the rest of compsci defecating isn't at home
you can eat my fecal rap as soon as possible
or the masses of spam will hold you liable

for not countering this shit
when you could have but escaped as a bi tch

Author:  jonos [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:56 pm ]
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what the hell is going on
i masturbate and come back and everyone is gone
the rap that lit up these streets
is gone except for my soliloquos beats
ive run out of ideas
in my enemies lack of action
how is the world to run
with everyone's lack of rapping passion?

Author:  Maverick [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:24 pm ]
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Maverick wrote:
jonos get on your knees
you floorcleaning applepie
you love gettin mud in the face
always beggin for more

your always messaging me
that canary wont fly
STFU n00b
You like it good friend, dont lie

w0rd.

EDIT: that's a lot of profanity. this is a little better


ROFL why didnt i think of that?

Author:  jonos [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:50 pm ]
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watch out maverick
while i bite of your dick
that canary will fly
you're as immobile as public transit

you're now castrated
your phallus is cast-treated
never again will you masturbate
or eat the cum from your mother's face

bitch

Author:  Dauntless [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:55 pm ]
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Hey, if you don't wanna rap more intelligently, don't....You know I hate spammers who even spam spam.

Author:  jonos [ Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:03 am ]
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fine fine:

this regime likens to nazism
their logic likens to "square prisms"
their society is totalitarian
their law abiders are barbarian
the enforcement under their hitler is crude
then they tell me i speak the untruth
and change their privacy policy
they lack any common decency
my mother has just called me recently
to act on a democratic regency
but im stuck here, in concentration
its the holocaust of the jonos, you see the relation?
i take all the crap and spit it back
or i try, because no one's behind my wolf pack,
i lie on the floor as there is the lack of election
the hypocrites blame it on the democratic reconstruction,
but the preachers all stand and say,
"DIE YOU BASTARDS FOR THE FATHER STATE"
the brainwashing is everywhere
it tells you to do your share
and kill the infidels there
and eat the pork's rear.
my ideas are extra-terrestrial
to the mobs of stupid people,
that hang with the governing steaples
that speak out against us regionals.

Author:  Dauntless [ Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:24 pm ]
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Your unhealthy fixation with the capitalist regime
Stems from unconscious thoughts, it seems
Maybe you have Iraqi blood in you?
Maybe you've done an Iraqi or two?
Either way, your rap is one-sided

The way you cling on is perverse
You should move onto something more diverse
Considering this rap battle is to flame
It just seems that you're in the wrong rap game
It's worse when you Encarta, just to rhyme
You use words you don't know, every time

Man your political agenda is blatant
Your speakerphone is loud and clear
Like every thread in spam has
Propaganda Minister Jonos' tears
You just don't stop crying about Iraq
Your denouncement is like a bible beater's attack
Except it's not religious, no
your motivation is unknown

I think your principles are unclear too
Cuz just the other day
You showed us an article of a journalist, who
Supported George W. Bush

And my thought was that you hated him
That war-mongering American pig
Hell, you'd make a better president
Just like it says in your sig.

Author:  jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:12 am ]
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what did it say in my signature?
an obscure slogan of my being immature,
you focus on only one issue
when really my rap was full of other's misuse

i don't use encarta for my words bitch,
i use britannica to make my sentences rich,
ive never killed a person in my life
but an exception can be made in time,

you seem to be mistaken
you say my iraq propaganda is a denouncement
when really it is a support for
the continued coalition entrenchment

you missed the previous flames
because you were looking for only one thing
one issue which you could bash me with
because you won't give up the thought of me being a bush bitch

my signature did not mention
what region of the world i would seek my election
could it not have been for russia?
but you're intent on bashing america

its funny that you mention war-mongering
because i guess that means defending democracy
you seem to forget that capitalism is one of the reasons
why the west's wealth far surpasses that of hte middle east's [excluding israel from the middle east of course, they are more westernized]

i know i'd make a better candidate
in the race for the next president
id assassinate kim jong-il
and all the hamas leaders would be killed
i'd prevent socialist countries from leaning on american capitalism,
for they forget who saved their asses when they couldn't learn there lessons,
id make them pay for not coming to the aid of past colonies,
through lack of trade, we don't need their social policies,
i never said that i hated bush
i even went against a fellow conservative (maverick)
who said that he hated bush
while i supported his pig-ass and response to the greater good.

the only thing unclear is what you see
your flames fall short, they are all falacies

Author:  Dauntless [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:17 am ]
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Word reuse is cheap and queerical
When you try to rap and be lyrical
Mass producing political rap is not the point of this thread
Try to get that concept in your head

In your rush you forgot to rhyme
It's a crime.

Author:  jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:14 am ]
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there are different forms of rapping sentences
your not seeing them are simple pretences
you probably didn't even think when you read
your likening it to crime, your supposed genius is getting to your head

this is mass produced
but its good,im sorry your confused
but the rush im in is self-imposed
i have to hurry to see krystal steal take of her clothes

Author:  Dauntless [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:12 pm ]
Post subject: 

Look back Jonos, and look me in the eye
when you tell me that there's rhyme between life and time
Ain't no homonymity between flames, thing, with, and *itch..
Matching mongering, democracy and reasons is a miss
And your second to last stanza is a mess.

Please don't say "your" and mean "you are"
It's a darling pet peeve of mine
I hope you know that I was joking and
that I wasn't trying when I said crime
I'd hafta say it was too much to ask
to make a longer sentence that still rhymed.

Author:  jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:24 pm ]
Post subject: 

My longer sentences have rhymes which you seem not able to find,
My mis-spelled words are upsetting your perfectionist and ignorant state of mind,
You complain of my past raps not making sense and having inconsistencies,
But your new insults are based on my spelling, meaning im advancing while you sink in trajedy.

Words don't have to rhyme in the way your insanities proclaim them to have to,
I took a course in poetry and I know that I am right and I speak the immortal truth,
I just forget what it is called that allows words to rhyme that have the same vowel sounds,
But that doesn't justify your thoughts on my true rhyming being wrong and without clout.

You're complaining of my spelling as said before is sure sign,
That I am advancing in making my raps better and more realigned,
With those of "your majesty's" and of the common good and glory,
Of this thread that lacks others and and makes complete this story.

Author:  Dauntless [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:31 pm ]
Post subject: 

Spare me the details about your qualifications
I'm in a writer's craft course so forget intimidation
I think you're trying to incorporate a little alliteration Wink
Unfortunately your allusions will prompt no elation

While you're self-promoting and indulging in your self-love
You're still up to your same old bad habits
Come on dude, your literary references are not astounding
Point out your rhymes and I'll forgive your deficits.

Author:  Maverick [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:20 pm ]
Post subject: 

Writers craft? Can you say bird course???

Author:  jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:49 pm ]
Post subject: 

maverick please clarify,
your spam doesn't make sense,
your sentences are devoid of rhyme
so explain and save me from pretence

im getting bored,
with always owning dauntless
why don't you participate
so i can pwn him a lot less

Author:  Dauntless [ Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:16 pm ]
Post subject: 

Your lies are common and incessant
You'd help yourself if you were a bit more pissant
Then you could check the score and you'd see
The person who is winning the rap battle is me.

Author:  jonos [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:52 pm ]
Post subject: 

You'd be winning if this was a game of golf,
My highly clever wordplay out paces your jaunts,
You should take a look at the points you've recieved,
Then you would see that it was not what you percieved.

Author:  Paul [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:03 pm ]
Post subject: 

ppl from coast to coast,
i've reached 888 posts,
but if you count the ones in spam
I'd have a 1400+ slam...

Author:  Dauntless [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:27 pm ]
Post subject: 

888 posts is pocket change
Check my spam ratio to be impressed
Its disgusting how little code i contribute
No wonder I fail all my tests...

Author:  jonos [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:11 pm ]
Post subject: 

i yearn to be like you,
i want to be known as the spam guru,
programming comes to me in stages,
i rarely post there, i haven't in ages.

Author:  Dauntless [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:16 pm ]
Post subject: 

Call me a homophobe but when
I see the word yearn coming from men
The archetype chills me to the bone
I wish gay men would leave me alone....


heheheh.

Author:  jonos [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:23 pm ]
Post subject: 

never did i mention homesexuality in that rap
never did i get homoerotic in reciting that crap
call me a homophobe but it takes one to spot one
but thankfully im not gay so dauntless can stop his little fun.

Author:  Dauntless [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:41 pm ]
Post subject: 

Honestly, this state of affairs is disgusting
All the compsci boys groveling
Over two girls that they don't have a chance with
But somehow they can't stop thinking "what if"
Jebus, guys, its really pathetic
Don't make me hit you with a diuretic
It's just a girl, stop drooling
It's ridiculous how your slobber is pooling

Author:  Maverick [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:54 pm ]
Post subject: 

I got my pistol point cocked, ridelin shot
non stop until i see your monkey ass drop
and now u bitches know who done it, your fucking with tha wrong gangsta.

Very Happy

Author:  jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:34 pm ]
Post subject: 

Dauntless, your 6th line should have been:
"Don't make me feed you a diuretic"
Because hitting someone with something that increases one's flow of urine probably won't give the same effect as feeding them one, but you are forgiven.

This state of affairs may be disgusting,
But the girls accept our innocent lusting,
They spur it on, they are bit whores,
And my hormones are secreting from my pores.

You should take part in the action,
Of conforming to the insanities of this faction,
We're just doing it to make Maverick feel accepted,
And because female programmers are hot when we're rejected.

Author:  Dauntless [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:36 pm ]
Post subject: 

Dammit jonos you're so ignorant
Using encarta just like I did
I was well aware of the definition when i said it
And I said it the way I intended
Hit is just a figure of speech, you dyke
Just like when you say you'll hit the pipe...

Author:  jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:46 pm ]
Post subject: 

What the hell is up with that,
Your mistaken in my supposed having of a WHAT,
How can I be a dyke if I am a male,
Your use of the wrong words is making you fail.

Encarta sucks Britannica kicks ass,
Your use of Britannica ensures a pass,
Your intelligence is equal to that of a bass,
If you don't smarten up you'll end up last.

Author:  Dauntless [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:49 pm ]
Post subject: 

Get your head on up out of the ground
There's other ways to use one word
If I called you a homo and you weren't
I guess it'd be a big self-burn?

Basically you still looked it up
It's also rude to interrupt
I had no idea you were rapping at all
I thought you thought you were in the thread "Keep talking and don't shut up"

Author:  jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:55 pm ]
Post subject: 

Your thoughts on rap are straight from the book,
The book that when published immediately got the hook,
I guess you're not acquainted with a rapper named Dre,
Well, either am I but my raps mirror what his say.

Author:  Maverick [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:18 pm ]
Post subject: 

straight outta compston the loose cannon
smoke big green call it bruce banner

Author:  jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:10 pm ]
Post subject: 

Actually it's "Straight outta compton", but your rap made me laugh anyways so you are forgiven for your over-sight.

Author:  Maverick [ Fri Apr 09, 2004 1:04 pm ]
Post subject: 

pfft i pressed the wrong button.I do know how its spelled.

Author:  jonos [ Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:36 pm ]
Post subject: 

Maverick,
Your intelligence is waning, you should be playing pictionary,
Your lack of thought is like the lack of the term vivisection is most dictionaries.

Author:  jonos [ Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:13 pm ]
Post subject: 

Nevermind that last post please,
I found the term with relative ease,
In my computer dictionary that I hadn't consulted,
But that doesn't mean I'm sorry to the person I insulted.

Author:  jonos [ Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:23 pm ]
Post subject: 

Your lack of rap and excess of spam,
In my whiteness I will flame these actions of scam,
In ways which will cause the unworthy to cower,
I will spam Dauntless' threads until he acknowledges my power.

No one seems to want to rap in this domain,
Even papatya, the godess of spam and "teh hotness" isn't roaming,
I am "teh Lazy Lewis" of this thread,
Your lack of actions is a sign of your dread.

Author:  Dauntless [ Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:25 pm ]
Post subject: 

I'm the king of spam, there aint none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop spammin' till I retire

While your post counts are heading for 1k
Down here at 52 posts I'm having a partay
While your posts are so soporifical
I'm sitting here talking political

While your posts make you look more physical
The number of spam posts I've made is intangible
You dilute your percentage with real compsci info
While I move towards 99% spam ratio

Chin check that bit of info
What do you think about that dilly-o?

:p

Author:  jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:29 am ]
Post subject: 

How do you get your spam to post ratio?

Edit: I think I better post some rap.

My post count is sleep inducing,
So my future actions may be post reducing,
Sire, your spam is wrought with shit,
Like courting papatya - that is unintelligent writ.

Your words made me go seek a dictionary,
Stop using big words, you're pissing on cherries,
In my rebirth I will return and have your title refuted,
As a force of the spam, "teh hawtness" has concluded.

Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:56 am ]
Post subject:  Freestyle

yall need to back down, is ryu's turn in
no ones a gangsta, yall be virgins
sittin in comp class thinkin up rhymes
while im readin ya sh*t im wastin mah time
im fresh out the hood, right off the streets
learn to rhyme, ya f*ckin computa geeks
i be bringin the tension inta this session
yall need a lession, u got da comprehension?
you so called rappas think ya off da hook
sum where in heres desmond, cause i got you shook
yo jonos u need ta pick up sum new peers
u can rap, so why you hangin wit qu*ers?
im outta here fo i start up a scrap
few words of advice, STOP DISCRASIN RAP!

Author:  Jono [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:57 am ]
Post subject: 

The names Jono with the o hoe //
Suck a dick bitch just cause I said so //

Ur a freak yo, your talking smack //
No one loves you so go away and give it a whack //

I know your here cause ur confused //
But ur just like a condom and just get used //

my style is like lightning flashes //
cuz after its strikes you guys are reduce to a pile of ashes //

Im out yo peace ima hit a clit //
You know it smells in here cause im the shit //

Author:  Flashkicks [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:14 am ]
Post subject: 

UH....UH. Yeah.. Bring da bass back.. Look .... LOOK..
Flashkicks comes out like a bat outta hell and is here with a story to tell 'bout this guy in a cell but oh well- you wouldnt care, I can tell and its not fair how you stare at the truth like a glare. Not knowing how you kill but the pain is still there. Take a line fresh from your mind make it rhyme, sounds fine MAN we do this ALL the time-Look at mine. Can you not see the shine? Hold up- It'll catch you, do you hear that sound? My words flying around in your head and about to bring you down to the ground dead is what I said. This rapbattle was unique but don't be a creep aiming to make others that are weak weep, take a week and devise something sleek to keep the master spammers coming in for a peek... Peace. Im out.. *[slight whistle-tune with DrumBass] fading out*

Author:  Delta [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:20 pm ]
Post subject: 

Man that was sick!
Not in a good way its pathetic like your d***
those rhymes are so sad
they are like tony hawk pro sk8r that game is just bad.
I can't believe you guys sitting on your asses
talking shit bout computer nerds pushin up their glasses.
thats ok tho I'm here for y'all
tho I can't rap I'll make up for your fall
the horrible spelling
is far from compelling
I know I'm not in no spelling bees
but thats just because I'm not on both my knees
like some of you drunks
talking about some guy's mom like a punk
sure we all do it sometimes
we all make fun of others rhymes
here I'll let you think
sit there dream of clouds coloured pink
smoke it up or toke it up
eitherway way I'll shut you up
because I'm gonna sit here and waste hours of my day
to try to make up stupid rhymes that make ppl sound gay
ok I'm out
don't pout
I'll be back when you all give me a shout

Author:  Flashkicks [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:40 pm ]
Post subject: 

Hola Hola!!

Author:  Delta [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:58 pm ]
Post subject: 

Hola Hola Holy shite!
you can tell that flashkicks is white
stumbling on his words is all he does
all he prolly hears is trailer trash fuzz
thats ok I'm white too
but I can rap a rhyme better than you
ya ya ya your prolly thinkin
wait that'd be a first since you stopped drinkin
its ok I know you never drink
just like you and your brain you both never think
I'm just kidding with all this stuff
I hope my lil rhymes aren't too tough
till next time bud

Author:  Maverick [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:09 pm ]
Post subject: 

You can tell hes white with this quote

Quote:
The world is like a mirror; if you smile, the world will smile back.

Author:  Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:09 pm ]
Post subject: 

Whoa, whoa damn
it's like a frickin' rap explosion
And here I thought my threads
were suffering from neglect erosion

But keep it pure kids
I don't care if you came from "da streets"
Remember this thread is here to diss and defeat
Not to give compsci a frickin ghetto rap treat

And please guys, please guys
try to spell right
cuz it just pisses me off when you've got your rhymes tight
but then you stumble over a simple word that's like "your"
and damn
the way you newbies rap is disgraceful
rhyming cheap 2 second lines is just not even tasteful.

Author:  jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:24 pm ]
Post subject: 

I'd have to agree with Dauntless,
Is it possible any of you could have thought less?
I'm flattered by the account named after me,
It's just that you've used it to create a travesty.

The spelling you people use is despicable,
But realizing who you are, I realize it is typical,
You people have to rap and revel in your whiteness,
Fake blackness is disgraceful when used as you used this.

You're interpretation of the art of rapping,
Is in line with that of your fake women tapping,
Whether I am a virgin or a "thugged out pimp",
I'll always be "teh hawtness" and owning you wimps.

Your odd dialect, your using of "da",
Undermines the intelligence of your cretanic "masta",
You are obviously wrong in many ways,
The following is just a sample of the untruths in your sad wordplay.

You said that we sit in our computer classes,
Making up raps, and purposely acting like asses,
In computer class we think and program,
We are so smart we could operate Fortran.

You also said that I was able to rap,
This is untrue, in my whiteness I'm crap,
Peers like my home boys Dauntless and AZN,
Make me proud to rap as a "mother fucking" caucasian.

How do I get my spam to post ratio?

Author:  Paul [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:36 pm ]
Post subject: 

word...
Laughing

Author:  Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:40 pm ]
Post subject: 

Check it
Spam to post is found by getting # total posts
Subtract the posts count that's under your name
Divide by total and you'll see that you're toast
Dauntless is the one who be spamming the most.

Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Not directed @ n e 1...peace

look out...yall betta back up
the chief is back ready ta smack the f*ck
outta these hoes cause the dont rap enough
they pose as prankstas, n i thank ya
fo your aid but no one likes a gansta
so i cant figure out why youd wanna be a wangsta
yall think ya tough, but hey, I'm badda
im jus like a pimp but i aint david banner
break up groups like a crack in da ceilin
i f*ck b*tches on dey back or kneelin
dont matta, its whack, matter of fact
i cant be stopped, mah raps dont flop
sure im a vision, cut you like a circumsision
the worlds mah b*tch n if you think otha wise
then u prolly put ya d*ck in otha guys
n if you swing that way
forget craddle, you gon hit the grave
yo i set the stage , cant test me im great

Author:  Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:44 pm ]
Post subject: 

What are you doing peddling your thugged out wares here? It's a compsci website, and this is a gentleman's flame war of rhyme, not false advertising for your ghetto self.

Author:  Delta [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:16 pm ]
Post subject: 

He's got a point there mister chief
I don't think you can rhyme to well either thats my belief.
Don't blame it on your dad bein' g@y,
you know you'd f*** my dog eitherway.
I see it in your eyes,
like when you found out your girlfriend had a d*** suprise!
you'd get down on your knees
beg to her please please please
give it to me baby just f*** f*** f***
You'd do her daddy to for less than a buck buck buck!
Man repeating a word three times is lame
thats ok their just like you, nothing but a shame
I'm giving in man I'm scared you might touch me
you might come after my friends and family,
ok whatever man you can take my brother,
I know you don't swing this way but I'll give you my mother.
Just leave me alone,
I'd rather not say thats how I got blown
ok this rap crap is turning all hostile,
go cut your d*** off and add it to the pile,
all the lil d***s you've gotta suck just to get your education
might as while take up a hobby you could call it masturbation.

Author:  Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:23 pm ]
Post subject: 

Here's one from back in the day, it's quite explicit,entitled:

Dear Ambarf

look at your fat ass thighs
i dont wanna look, shit, it hurts my eyes
you need to get a little workout
'stead of spreadin your
legs and puttin out
you're a whore girl
i'm gonna tell the whole world
you a dirty little bizatch
you best stop talking shit smack
about my girly heather
youre homo so whatever
you suck nads
thats what we say
you got a bf, but we all know youre gay
you say your name is amber
but my homies we know better
your name to us is ambarf
we hope *he* breaks your heart
cuz hes just too hot for you
yeah, you're shit, you know its true
he should know that hes living a lie
he should know that hes dating a guy!
bitch, you couldnt *cheer* for your life
you'z a dyke, ho
go and get get yourself a wife
oh shit ho, youz a fat ugly whore
the sad part, you dont even know that you are
so ho when youre tired of sucking dick
will you go find girls to lick?
if i ever need my dick sucked
im sure i know who to come to
i hear you get your ass fucked
by almost every guy, foo
its funny how you think you're cool
how can you you say that?
while your sucking some guys tool
you try to cover up your insecurity
with your boyfriend, well who the fuck is he?
he obviously don't got two good eyes
cuz if he did i'm sure he'd rather be fucking guys
dont shittalk to HB, dirty slut
if you shittalk, i wont hesitate to cut yo left nut

Done on the spur of the moment in tongue-in-cheek ghetto stizzyle.

Author:  jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:35 pm ]
Post subject: 

Hey Chief, I can't understand your sentences,
I'm sure a speech therapist would be good for your references,
It's harder to rap white then it is to rap black,
And it's harder to talk about things other than you doing your dad in the back.

My black/white rapping now follows, motherfucker,
My pimpness is true, my words are crude cocksucker,
I rape and I murder with guns that I buy,
From fat little cops that I shoot in the eye.

No one can touch my shit that I'm in,
I lease a lexus and bling bling and that makes me pimpin,
I act rich when really I'm making less than a nun,
But that doesn't matter when I'm up in Catholic School Girls cunts.

You better watch out mother fucker in my blackness,
Or else I'll go to jail and have to smoke crack less,
I'll fuck your girlfriends in a chair that is back less,
Your piles of shit are larger than I can address.

And now concludes my attempts at true "black rap",
Now that I'm free I can work on insulting your mother's cervical cap,
And I can now spell correctly and use proper grammar,
While you can sit and sulk crying out that it doesn't matter.

Bit ch

Author:  Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:36 pm ]
Post subject: 

Hey now, we don't promote racism here.

Author:  jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:39 pm ]
Post subject: 

Ooops, I wasn't trying to be racist Sad . I really wasn't, I didn't mean for it to come across, if anyone is offended then tell me and I will edit it, but I don't think it is racist. I'm just trying to parody rappers who give the impression of having a lot of money but they really do not have a lot.

Author:  Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:40 pm ]
Post subject: 

Just don't like how you're saying that you do etc etc. cuz in your rap you're black.

Author:  jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:42 pm ]
Post subject: 

Ok, now I have edited it because some people are a little sensitive to some words.

Author:  Paul [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:47 pm ]
Post subject: 

I got mustard in my eye.

Author:  jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:00 am ]
Post subject: 

You need to asian rap paulbian.

Author:  Delta [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:42 pm ]
Post subject: 

Ok... Here it goes...

I'm here to apologize
for my actions I've come to realize
That this is not where I belong
not here posting rhymes with lyrics so strong
I'm sorry if I have offended
that at first was not intended
I let things get out of hand
cause at first my rhymes were bland
I ask you to forgive me for what I've done
cause swearing in my rhymes went in unison
hence I thought I might as well
since I've screwed up as you could tell
I'm retirering this stupid crap
cause it just turns out I cannot rap.

sorry guys...

Author:  Dauntless [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:53 pm ]
Post subject: 

Not you, you didn't do anything. I was talking to Chiefy.

Author:  jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:22 pm ]
Post subject: 

I thought you were talking to me.

Author:  Dauntless [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:24 pm ]
Post subject: 

Well, I talked to both of you, separately.

Author:  Anonymous [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:44 pm ]
Post subject:  F*CK YOU ALL

mah bad boyz guess i wasted mah confidence
thought i was bein nice to pass out mah compliments
i was wrong i guess i was talkin non-a-scence
all ya wanna team up on a brotha, well thas fine
mah rap was directed at noe one fo the last time
team up if you want i bring in mah army
jonos i said u could rap n instead u turned on me
my pile o dicks? yours is hard but fake
b*tch u prolly thoght a ho was a garden rake
but again mah rap was fo no one n i didnt talk back
n jonos still thinks he a n*gga but he aint the only black
n deltas got nutin no one asked him fo his facts
b*tch dont u noe deltas last in a wolf pack?
oh, n my gurl wit a dick...howd you know dude?
cause yo momma said she neva told you
iight i give it to ya dog cause i like to give it doggy style
you can even ask ya sista how i gave it to her hard n wild
n dauntless ya got skillz but dont diss me
cause i rhyme so fast u can try n hit but u miss me
n mah skeellz is whaked, the chief is fast
n ya best speed is crap, b*tch im the gretzky of rap
n if any of u think u can match me u must be thick
b*tch its a privelidge ta suck ma d*ck
im sick of da sh*t yall is shootin
u wanna battle? ya gauranteed to be loosin
on a scale of 100 no one could even get a minus ten
f*ck you all dont even try dont ever rap again
u think u got the best of me ey?
well look me up at fockcompsci.ca
F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Delta [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:57 pm ]
Post subject: 

well thats exactly what I mean dude... you said you and my sister have done stuff... well thats what I said ... you don't know whether your screwing guys or girls... cuz I only have brothers...

Author:  Dauntless [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:42 pm ]
Post subject: 

Shit, chief, who could've known?
You're reacting so negatively, just cuz you got owned
Man, it's too bad all your rap is just like bla bla bla
Got nothing better to talk about than people's ma ma ma's?
Chief, you gotta learn that you can't buy jonos, delta and me
It doesn't matter how suck-up you are, how complimentary
You got the skills to rhyme, but don't get carried away
You don't prove nothing by swearing, so watch what you say
F*ck us and f*ck everyone, well, from us I say thanks
but it just seems like you'd be better off writing Angst
So allow me to direct you to a place where you can go to and vent
About what makes you sad and all your fights with your parents...

http://www.compsci.ca/v2/viewtopic.php?t=3255


P.S. delta, just a reminder for the future, if you wanna respond, retort in verse at least Wink

Author:  jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:13 pm ]
Post subject: 

When will this end, Chief's idiotic berating,
Probably when he stops menstruating,
I'm sure your army is as effective as Palestine's,
Can only kill enemy with suicide half the time.

You have got to settle down and accept your position,
Whether it be on your knees or accepting your virtual circumsicion,
While you rhyme fast and vehemently,
We are laying down words that you must look up in the dictionary.

Your primitive form of rapping and thinking "ghetto style",
Is forcing us to use smaller words just so you can understand us once in a while,
Our trio is recognized and all over the world vaunted,
While your saga of raps leaves you not one to be daunted.

Thanks to Dauntless for making the word "vaunt" known to me.

Author:  Paul [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:15 pm ]
Post subject: 

"menstruating"
a key word in jonos' rap.

Author:  jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:17 pm ]
Post subject: 

I'm implying he is a girl, or at least acting like the typical stereotype associated with girls.

Author:  Flashkicks [ Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:29 pm ]
Post subject: 

AHA-true that; Delta has ONE gurl in his family- and thats his mom Shocked ..lol.. And now Flashkicks is here to announce the winner of this Rap Battle----

[Time passes]




DELTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~~ For being the most sincere and having the guts to apologize and be a man about it- while the rest of you Still continue to carry on pretending to be who you are Not and just disappointing others... Good job boys!Very Happy

Delta- i asked you; but you never answered. You had excuses to come up with for Every statement i said. nonetheless your still my brother and I love you. Now it is MANDATORY you go next Tuesday,..GOT ME!?!? I dont care WUT HAPPENS- we're going...Lack of money wont stop us- ILL JOG if it comes to that~~And dont MAKE me come after your mom with a knife Evil or Very Mad ... Team Dragon... Love Billy

Author:  jonos [ Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:18 pm ]
Post subject: 

Flashkicks you have shamed yourself with the lack of verse,
You'd also write better prose while riding the hearse,
You have to meet the criteria for your posts to be respected,
And not use shit that leave you and shit-hawks connected.

Author:  Jono [ Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:03 am ]
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Yo you think you a hottie//
keep talkin and the opp will be in my area lookin for yo body//

Yo mamma be givin me brains so ima take her IQ//
While she was givvin me head she told me she didnt even like u//


you a skater dude never ever try to write lyrics//
My shit is copletely generic//

Im out this battle is ova//
I hit with 4 bars and left him with a hang ova...PEACE//

Author:  jonos [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:19 pm ]
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Sorry, shitty stuff.

Author:  Dauntless [ Sat May 01, 2004 8:39 pm ]
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You talk about murder
What do you know about murder?
I bet you wouldn't even b&e
much less go any further

You say my mom's been givin you brains
Man, what you say is so archaic
People've said the same thing so many times
You are completely generic, I can't take it

Check up that word in a big book
You've got a long way to go, just take a look
Quit running your mouth bout how this battle is over
8 Mile must be the place where all your lines have been took

Way to wank, you're a wigger
You're all talk, you'd never pull the trigger
Like Bulletproof Monk, you're all show and no go
Take a seat, look at my rhymes and figure

out what these words that are more than 4 letters mean
I'm the king of this thread dude, you're nothing but a queen.

Author:  Dauntless [ Sat May 01, 2004 8:46 pm ]
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P.S.
Why don't none of the goddess threads get a lock?
For all I care they can **** * **** (figure it out, I don't even wanna say it lol)
At least my Amailer had a compsci relevance
Instead of flaunting your self-proclaimed magnificence
Preferential treatment is only to be expected
I just wish that I wasn't being so neglected
And Naoki too, he's the compsci goddess
Stick it in your eye pap, you lost
Take your title and get rid of it, it should be tossed
compsci princess? yeah, a giant among flies
Look at the way they flock to a girl with two eyes
All you boys are so deprived
And pap too, don't let it be denied
Starved for attention? I can't blame you
Everyone is, you all know it's true
But sue me, its disgusting to see
That you have a custom title, not me.

Author:  Maverick [ Sun May 02, 2004 12:29 pm ]
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you havent had sex in so long you must be gh3y
you seem even more patient then that queer nick lachey

Author:  Dauntless [ Sun May 02, 2004 12:57 pm ]
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Be realistic, how many compsci peeps have?
But honestly, what's sex, if it's with Mav?
I pity the girl, whom sex you've had
While it may be true, it's been a long frickin while
If you haven't had sex then you're living in denial
So nuff with your fronting, if you've got nothing to say
I'm sure J.Simpson won't mind if you have a go at Lachey

Author:  Paul [ Sun May 02, 2004 12:58 pm ]
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sacramento is going down.

Author:  jonos [ Sun May 02, 2004 2:22 pm ]
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What the hell is going on,
I can't follow all this shit,
Maverick must be on his bong,
And dreaming about his girlfriend actually having tits.

Mothafuckas

Author:  Mazer [ Sun May 02, 2004 6:53 pm ]
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You call that rap?
I call that crap!
Just kidding yo,
Oh f'sho!

Granola!
Granola!
G-g-granola!
When I cook my vegetables
I cook them in canola!
Oil!

Author:  Maverick [ Sun May 02, 2004 7:16 pm ]
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jonos wrote:
What the hell is going on,
I can't follow all this shit,
Maverick must be on his bong,
And dreaming about his girlfriend actually having tits.

Motha****as


wow that was interesting yet shitty

Author:  jonos [ Sun May 02, 2004 7:27 pm ]
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Dude, I thought you'd like it.


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