Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the icy wasteland! It is Hacker Dan, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you beyond the end of time, then bake cookies!!!"
ummmmmmm, cookies
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| Author: | Paul [ Sat May 22, 2004 9:52 pm ] |
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This site: http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php Mine is: Who is that, sprinting across the cliffs! It is Paul, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!" |
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| Author: | Dan [ Sun May 23, 2004 12:03 am ] |
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Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the icy wasteland! It is Hacker Dan, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh: "I'm going to spank you beyond the end of time, then bake cookies!!!" ummmmmmm, cookies |
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| Author: | Mazer [ Sun May 23, 2004 6:39 am ] |
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Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the icy wasteland! It is Mazer, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows ominously: "I'm going to fuck you until the sun burns out!" Good post, Paul Bian. +120 experience points. |
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| Author: | AsianSensation [ Sun May 23, 2004 10:17 am ] |
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.... why do I get stuck with the stupid ones all the time: Quote: Lo! Who is that, running on the candy store! It is AsianSensation, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!" though if I use my real name, it's hell of alot funnier. Quote: Rampaging across the terrain, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Meng! And he gives a vengeful roar:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!" |
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| Author: | Delos [ Sun May 23, 2004 12:10 pm ] |
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Muwahahaha! Quote: Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the icy wasteland! It is Delos, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh: "I'm going to spank you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!" |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Sun May 23, 2004 12:23 pm ] |
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Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the fields! It is Maverick, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm seriously going to bruise you until you turn inside-out!!!" |
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| Author: | Raugrist [ Sun May 23, 2004 3:19 pm ] |
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From an ol' friend of mine, I think it'd make a hilarious battlecry: "I will beat you down like a runaway slave!" |
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| Author: | Paul [ Sun May 23, 2004 3:34 pm ] |
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Quote: Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream: "I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!" |
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| Author: | poly [ Sun May 23, 2004 5:04 pm ] |
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Rampaging along the candy store, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Polykranopalous! And he gives a gutteral scream: "I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!" |
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| Author: | Raugrist [ Sun May 23, 2004 5:42 pm ] |
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Paul Bian wrote: Quote: Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream: "I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!" Well that was a crappy battlecry. I like mine better. |
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| Author: | Catalyst [ Sun May 23, 2004 6:45 pm ] |
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dont type in 'the Pope' |
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| Author: | Paul [ Sun May 23, 2004 7:00 pm ] | ||
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lol catalyst, why did u type that in in the first place?
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun May 23, 2004 10:18 pm ] |
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Rampaging out of the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Jonos! And he gives a cruel roar: "By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby snap and go berzerk!" |
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| Author: | guruguru [ Mon May 24, 2004 2:34 pm ] |
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Rampaging over the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Guruguru! And he gives a vengeful howl: "I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"  Wow... mine sucks...  |
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| Author: | AsianSensation [ Mon May 24, 2004 3:02 pm ] |
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I'm so going to hell for this one.... Quote: Striding over the hotel lobby, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Jesus! And he gives a spectacular howl:
"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!" |
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| Author: | guruguru [ Mon May 24, 2004 3:16 pm ] |
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ahahahahahhahahah Sprinting out of the freeway, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Paris Hilton! And she gives a vengeful cry: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!!" |
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| Author: | Cervantes [ Mon May 24, 2004 4:43 pm ] |
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Quote: Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the terrain! It is Sponge Bob, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries ominously:
"I'm going to smash you into the fourth dimension, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!" go spongebob! |
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| Author: | Catalyst [ Mon May 24, 2004 5:21 pm ] |
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dont type in 'Charlie Sheen' |
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| Author: | Mazer [ Mon May 24, 2004 7:58 pm ] |
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Here's another good one from my anonymous friend Quote: I will shove my foot so far up your ass that the water in my knee will quench your thirst! |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon May 24, 2004 8:39 pm ] |
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Skulking amidst the desert, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Dauntless! And he gives a low howl: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!" Rampaging on the tundra, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Derek **LASTNAME**! And he gives a spectacular bellow: "This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!" |
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